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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Darrell Hammond, Mike Tyson, Rob Delaney, Erin Gibson, Reggie Brown, Bryan Safi
Written by: Alex Fernie, Joel Church Cooper, Nick Wiger
Directed by: Alex Fernie, Lauren Palmigiano, Scott Gairdner, Danny Jelinek
Produced by: Ally Hord, Anna Wenger, Alex Richanbach
Coordinator: Michelle Fox
DP: Paul Rondeau, Jonathan Nicholas, Gaffer: Nathan Danilczuk, Tony Lopez Cepero
Hair: Jodi Mancuso, Kat Bardot
Makeup: Josh Turi, Kat Bardot
Wardrobe: Matthew Hemesath, Nicole Boutiette
Sound: Brendan Murphy, Ryan Kaiser, Bo Sundberg
Art: Noah Grant-Levine, Ellie Del Campo, Erin Cantelo
PA: Chris Unico
Special Thanks: Karen Giordano, Lisa Robicheaux, Dan Starer, Beth Armogida
Edited by: Elliot Dickerhoof, Maxwell Riesberg

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♫ (Hail To The Chief) ♫

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(ding)

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♫ (Hail To The Chief) ♫

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Mitt: Hello, I'm Mitt Romney.

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And I'd like to thank Funny or Die

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for giving me this opportunity to

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speak directly to the Internet.

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Hermie: Hello, Hermie King here

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with a message for the Internet ...

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You're way too complicated!

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Ron: Hey everybody, this is Ron Paul.

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I just wanted to thank Funny or Die for

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letting me talk directly to their audience

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and clarify what my political ...

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Michele: I'm Michele Bachmann,

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the current frontrunner
for the GOP nomination!

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Marcus: And I'm Marcus Bachmann!

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And we built this dream together!

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Nothin's gonna stop us now! (laughs)

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That's from my favorite movie "Mannequin"!

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Rick: Hello, Governor Rick Perry here.

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I know I saluted a second ago,

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but I always salute when I ...

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After I squeeze one out!

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Mitt: Is anyone in the whole world

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excited about me being president?

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Nope.

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Hermie: Funny or Die.

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Why are there two options?

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My 1-1-1 plan calls for one.

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Website where you can search for one word

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and get one response.

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Ron: Hey Mitch, are you sure they can

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see me there in the shot?

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Are you sure you're framed up right?

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Michele: Marcus, do you
think there's another website

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where I can get another kid?

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Marcus: I don't know,
whenever you're outta town,

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I find everything I need on Craigslist.

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Mitt: I'm going to be
your next president ...

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Because I'm not crazy and I'm not black.

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So you might as well get used to it.

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Rick: (laughing)

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Have you awesome bitches seen the one

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where that baby panda sneezes?

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Oh man, I love that. It's adorable!

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Singing: ♫ Pizza-pizza-pie ♫

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Mitt: I'll see ya later, Internet!

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And remember to vote "funny" ...

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Oh wait, no, die.

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Funny.

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Obama: Funny or Die.

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That's a kitten in a box and ...

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these are boobs!

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BAM! That's it!

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That's how you talk to the internet!

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♫ (Star Spangled Banner)♫

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Hermie: CANE!

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