Starring: Darrell Hammond, Mike Tyson, Rob Delaney, Erin Gibson, Reggie Brown, Bryan Safi Written by: Alex Fernie, Joel Church Cooper, Nick Wiger Directed by: Alex Fernie, Lauren Palmigiano, Scott Gairdner, Danny Jelinek Produced by: Ally Hord, Anna Wenger, Alex Richanbach Coordinator: Michelle Fox DP: Paul Rondeau, Jonathan Nicholas, Gaffer: Nathan Danilczuk, Tony Lopez Cepero Hair: Jodi Mancuso, Kat Bardot Makeup: Josh Turi, Kat Bardot Wardrobe: Matthew Hemesath, Nicole Boutiette Sound: Brendan Murphy, Ryan Kaiser, Bo Sundberg Art: Noah Grant-Levine, Ellie Del Campo, Erin Cantelo PA: Chris Unico Special Thanks: Karen Giordano, Lisa Robicheaux, Dan Starer, Beth Armogida Edited by: Elliot Dickerhoof, Maxwell Riesberg
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♫ (Hail To The Chief) ♫
Mitt: Hello, I'm Mitt Romney.
And I'd like to thank Funny or Die
for giving me this opportunity to
speak directly to the Internet.
Hermie: Hello, Hermie King here
with a message for the Internet ...
You're way too complicated!
Ron: Hey everybody, this is Ron Paul.
I just wanted to thank Funny or Die for
letting me talk directly to their audience
and clarify what my political ...
Michele: I'm Michele Bachmann,
the current frontrunner
for the GOP nomination!
Marcus: And I'm Marcus Bachmann!
And we built this dream together!
Nothin's gonna stop us now! (laughs)
That's from my favorite movie "Mannequin"!
Rick: Hello, Governor Rick Perry here.
I know I saluted a second ago,
but I always salute when I ...
After I squeeze one out!
Mitt: Is anyone in the whole world
excited about me being president?
Hermie: Funny or Die.
Why are there two options?
My 1-1-1 plan calls for one.
Website where you can search for one word
and get one response.
Ron: Hey Mitch, are you sure they can
see me there in the shot?
Are you sure you're framed up right?
Michele: Marcus, do you
think there's another website
where I can get another kid?
Marcus: I don't know,
whenever you're outta town,
I find everything I need on Craigslist.
Mitt: I'm going to be
your next president ...
Because I'm not crazy and I'm not black.
So you might as well get used to it.
Have you awesome bitches seen the one
where that baby panda sneezes?
Oh man, I love that. It's adorable!
Singing: ♫ Pizza-pizza-pie ♫
Mitt: I'll see ya later, Internet!
And remember to vote "funny" ...
Oh wait, no, die.
Obama: Funny or Die.
That's a kitten in a box and ...
these are boobs!
BAM! That's it!
That's how you talk to the internet!
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