Stan Lee's Oscar Campaign
Stan Lee makes his case to the Academy Awards for his long overdue Oscar Award in the Cameo Artist Category.
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Stan Lee
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Chad Carter
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Antonio Scarlata
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Josh Simpson
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Shauna O'Toole
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Starring Stan Lee
Directed and Written by Chad Carter
Cinematography by Antonio Scarlata
Edited by Matt Villines
Produced by Josh Simpson
Hair and Makeup by Shauna O'Toole
Starring Stan Lee
Directed and Written by Chad Carter
Cinematography by Antonio Scarlata
Edited by Matt Villines
Produced by Josh Simpson
Hair and Makeup by Shauna O'Toole
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Stan Lee makes his case to the Academy Awards for his long overdue Oscar Award in the Cameo Artist Category.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Stan Lee> Private Stan Lee, reporting for duty! And proud to be a cameo artist!
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<v Stan Lee> Hello, Academy. It's Stan Lee here. I wanna talk about a serious problem with the Oscars. I haven't won one. You know, the Oscars have turned a blind eye to my body of work as a cameo artist. I don't know. People think that cameos are fluff and nonsense. Dead wrong!
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<v Stan Lee> Every boy wants to be a superhero, right? Not me. I wanted to be a cameo actor. They're the real heroes. Everything must be encapsulated into one golden moment. One line. It's the hardest kind of acting there is. Indulge me for a moment.
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<v Stan Lee> You know, I guess one person can make a difference.
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<v Stan Lee> Walk on, drop the moral lesson of the whole film, walk off. Boom!
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<v Male Actor> You look great, Hef.
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<v Stan Lee> How did they get Hugh Hefner? That was me! I'll give you a second to put your brain back in your skull.
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<v Stan Lee> Do you have any idea how unnatural it is to just let go of a glass bottle? I've got a letter here written by Sir Lawrence Olivier and Shia LaBeouf. Now, those guys might have some pull with the Academy, right? Let me read it to you.
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<v Stan Lee> Most actors are pansies. They're pretty know-nothing's who say words they barely understand. Not so, the cameo artist. The cameo artist is humble. He creates joy in the hearts of the audience, and he exits gracefully. A film without a cameo is dead inside. Signed, Larry and Shia.
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<v Stan Lee> There you have it. You know, you can take the actors out of a movie, and it still works. You can't cut the cameo without killing the flick. Let's fix the Oscars by adding a best cameo category. You know, I think it would be a good choice to close the show.
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<v Scarlett O'Hara> Where shall I go? What shall I do?
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<v Rhett Butler> Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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<v Stan Lee> But, you should give a damn. About the cameo artist. Drape man here to fix the drapes! Damn, that was good!
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