This is performance artist
Bill Vendall doll here with a message
concerning my Sanjaya installation.
We were kidding!
FunnyOrDie.com and Will Ferrell
made me do that message.
Don't worry I'm really Sanjaya.
Though I'm pretty sure Simon is
actually a 75 year old Asian woman.
Think about it.
Do you ever see Simon, and a 75 year old
Asian woman together
at the same time?
I'm a hundred percent Sanjaya,
and I think for a lot of you that's a good thing.