Tit Cup

Actor

James Deen

Writer/Actor

NickCorirossi

Writer/Director/Editor

Scott Gairdner

Cinematographer

Brian Lane

Actor

Nick Wiger

Actor

Danny Jelinek

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Actor

Caroline Anderson

Sound

BoTown Sound

Producer

Cup Stuff Productions

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WEBVTT 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:04.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:07.000 <v Irina Voronina> Oh! It's so hot. Are you hot? 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:09.000 <v Megan Henry> I don't mind being hot with you. 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:13.000 <v Irina Voronina> Oh! Oops! 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.000 [Glass Shatters] 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:15.000 <v Irina Voronina> I dropped the cup. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:18.000 <v Megan Henry> You better picket it up. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:21.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:22.000 [Record Skipping] 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:26.000 [Men Cheering] 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.000 <v James Deen> Uh, talking about Clip Cup Sniegra up! 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 [Men Cheering] 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:31.000 <v James Deen> Hit it! 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:40.000 [Music Playing] [Men Cheering and Applauding] 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v James Deen> Uh, welcome to Tit Cup, folks. Formerly Clip Cup, I'm your host Craig Healy. We had a bit of a re-editool after the very famous live show disast. Nobody watched. So, we figure we raise it a hits, by raise a the dicks, with the clips of the tits! 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:59.000 [Men Cheering and Applauding] 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:10.000 <v James Deen> Ah, give it on up for the brand new special feature the boob cam! Coming at ya! And the hilarious new Tit Cup [??] the Tit Cup C cups. Come on out girls, come on out. 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:13.000 [Men Cheering and Applauding] 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:18.000 <v James Deen> Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Uh, stay tuned for everyone's favorite segment rape joke of the week. It'll be cracking all you up I know. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:23.000 <v James Deen> But first, let's kick it into clips of-a the tits. Yeah! 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:26.000 <v Girls Singing> Tits rule! 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:32.000 [Men Laughing] 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:34.000 <v James Deen> And, suck-a the boob. 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:35.000 <v Talk Show Anchor> Doesn't it hurt your back? 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:39.000 <v Large-Breasted Woman> I do a lot of back exercises. And you know, I just take care of my back. 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:43.000 [Men Laughing] <v James Deen> Ha. Ha. Ha. ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:48.000 <v James Deen> Now we're gonna have the strap-a the blades. You know what time it is. Grab it and go! 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:52.000 [Men Cheering] 00:01:52.000 --> 00:02:00.000 <v James Deen> Eh, welcome to grab it and go. Sold a finks. Step-a the one, smoke-a the weed. Step two nip-a the squeeze. 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.000 <v Woman> Hey! 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:07.000 <v Woman In Glasses> [Beep] A***ole! 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:10.000 <v Heavyset Woman> Hey! 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:14.000 <v James Deen> And the boobies squeeze! [Laughs] 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.000 <v Woman With Purse> Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Stop it! 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:22.000 <v Male Bystander> Hey man! She said stop! What the [Beep] are you doing? 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:23.000 <v James Deen> Hey! We're shooting a... 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:24.000 <v Male Bystander> What are you doing?! 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.000 <v James Deen> We're shooting a video man! Get one! Get out of the way! 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:34.000 <v Male Bystander> You stop this! What the [Beep] are you doing?! Give me that [Beep]. You're sexually assaulting this woman. What's the matter with you? 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:42.000 <v James Deen> Now let's quick it in the tit quick yeah! 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:46.000 [Men Cheering] 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:54.000 <v James Deen> I dig-a the these, as motivase, ruggedareel, fuggadaface, and sigglethebits, and money the shot, and pivity clean, boobidy, boobidy, boobidy, squeeze! 00:02:56.000 --> 00:03:04.000 <v James Deen> You see the cuppa the tit? Craig Healy love the nip. You wanna see Craig Healy suck-a the tit? 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:08.000 [Water Dripping] 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:09.000 <v James Deen> [Chokes] You want a the more? 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.000 <v James Deen> All right, that's it for Tit Cup, that's how we end! 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:16.000 [Men Cheering and Applauding] 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:22.000 <v Announcer> Gotta get more Cup? Then check out Clip Cump, A triple X porn parody. Starring James Deen. 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:26.000 <v James Deen> Welcome to Clip Cup. I'm your host Cop Feely. Fuggadapuss, squeeze-a the titty, set it up! 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:29.000 <v Announcer> Go behind the scenes at the world's sexiest clip show. 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:30.000 <v James Deen> That ain't-a the mic. 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:31.000 <v Mic Operator> It's not? 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:37.000 <v James Deen> Get a bright idea! Yeah! Take-a the boom. 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:41.000 <v Announcer> Also starring James Deen as Dickliculous Trombone. 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:44.000 <v James Deen> All right. Okay. This s**t Dickliculous! 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:46.000 <v Announcer> And a few sexy surprises. 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:47.000 <v James Deen> Somebody say menogie the three? 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:51.000 <v Janitor> Uh, talking about getting the Craig a little bit of the pie. 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:57.000 <v Announcer> Clip Cump. Triple X porn parody. Available in a two-some pack with gay dudes. 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.000 <v James Deen> That's it for Clip Cump. That's how we pull it out! 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:01.000 <v Announcer> Order now. Eh. 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:06.000 [Men Cheering and Applauding] 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:09.000 <v Announcer> Wah. Cup Stuff.