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INTRODUCING MY FAMILY - THE SELFISH'S

Another episode from BERNTHIS.COM - It's been four years since Jessica's family last flew out for a visit and after only four hours, Jessica remembers why.

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Categories: Web Series

Keywords: My Family four years family series comedy neurotic therapist office mother father sister

Credits: WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY: JESSICA BERN
DIRECTED AND EDITED BY: FRANCINE SONDELLI

Web Series: Web Series: bernthis.com (4 of 7)

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