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Uncle Ben takes control

He's past selling rice.

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Added over 3 years ago

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102 funny votes

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Categories: Parody Sketch

Keywords: Uncle Ben Rice Nation Islam

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atomb7

atomb7

Damn that San Francisco treat, Ben preach on

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lab_rat

lab_rat

right on,Bro,right on

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Nino

Nino

Uncle Ben kicks serious ass, love it!

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electricboogaloo

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funny….I can never eat rice a roni with a clear conscience again

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craziestben1

good stuff—well put together.

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