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We convinced these actors that Disney is making the next Star Wars movie into a musical. Here are their auditions.
Published March 19, 2014 76k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Trevor Moore
Director - Adam Small
Created by Trevor Moore, Adam Small, Fax Bahr, Producer - Matt Mazany
Songs Composed by Trevor Moore, Adam Small, Fax Bahr, Greg O'Connor
Production Manager Becca Scheuer
Editors - Jon Mackey and Jacob Reed
Director of Photography - Andrew Davis
Camera Op - Trevor Crist
Assistant Camera - Adam Catino
Sound - BoTown Sound
Accompanist - Greg O'Connor
Stage Manager - Steve Pope
PA - Luis Sanchez, Victoria Beeks

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(Star Wars like intro)

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- SO AS YOU KNOW, DISNEY HAS
PURCHASED THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE,

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AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE
MAKING A BUNCH OF NEW STAR WARS MOVIES,

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AND BECAUSE IT'S DISNEY THEY'RE
GOING TO WANT ONE OF THESE TO BE

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A MUSICAL. SO, YOU HAVE THE
MUSIC THERE, AND LET'S JUST SEE

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WHAT YOU'VE WORKED UP.

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(piano plays)

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- (singing) ALONG TIME AGO.

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IN SPACE FAR AWAY.

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- THE EMPIRE IS TRYING
TO RUIN THE DAY.

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- SO LET US BEGIN

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- SETTLE INTO YOUR SEAT.

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- THERE'S A GALAXY OF CHARACTERS,
THAT YOUR GOING TO MEET.

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- SIT DOWN. SHUT UP.

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I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT IS.

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MY NAME IS DARTH VADER, AND

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I'M MAD AT ALL MY KIDS.

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THE DEATH STAR'S A MESS.

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WE'RE OPEN TO ATTACK.

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AND NOW I'VE GOT THE EMPEROR
BREATHING DOWN MY BACK.

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(hard exhale)

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(another hard exhale)

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- I'M CHEWBACCA, AND I DON'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT FIGHTING ANYMORE.

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- ALL THE YADA-YADA

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BY YODA, AND SKYWALKER

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TO ME IS SUCH A BORE.

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- I'M CHEWBACCA, AND I JUST
WANT TO TALK ABOUT (unclear word), AND LOVE, AND (unclear word).

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IF YOU GIVE THIS
LITTLE OL' WOOKIE

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A LITTLE BIT OF NOOKIE.

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AND MAYBE MAKE A FRIEND.

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- (Chewbacca impression)

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- (Chewbacca impression)

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- (Chewbacca impression)

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- WELL, HELLO I'M BRIAN.

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- HI.

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- THIS IS A SCENE WHERE JAR JAR
BINKS FROM THE PREQUEL MOVIES, UM

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WELL HE'S MARRIED NOW TO MAR
JAR BINKS, AND THEY'RE GOING THROUGH

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SOME MARITAL PROBLEMS.

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- I'M SO SICK OF ALL
THIS CRUNCHIN'.

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THIS'A RELATIONSHIP IS POO-DOO.

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- HA-HA-HA.

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- I'M OUTTA HERE.
- (laughs)

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- YOUSA BEEN A DIFFERENT TA
JAR JAR EVA SINCE'A YOUSA HAD'A THAT

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MIS'A-CARRIAGE

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- IT WASN'T A MIS'A-CARRIAGE, IT
WAS A MIS'A-BORTION.

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- YOU HAD A MIS'A-BORTION,
AND YOUSA DID NOT TELL JAR JAR?

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YOUSA KILLED MAH KID TOO?

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LIFE'A BEGINS AT CONCEPTION.
(phrase is unclear)

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(screams)

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- IN THE NEW MOVIES, THEY BRING
YODA BACK TO LIFE, AND HE'S VERY

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DEPRESSED NOW. SO HE'S
GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

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(sad music plays)

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- BY THE TIME READ THIS YOU DO

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DEAD I WILL BE

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- TO GO ON THE POINT CANNOT I SEE.

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- SUCH SWEET RELEASE

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WILL IT BE TO DIE.

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- ASPIRINS 200 OF, TAKEN HAVE I.

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- HURTS EVERYBODY DOES

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- FRIENDS GOOD, EVERYBODY WAS.

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- FORGIVE WHAT ME DO.

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- BYE GOOD WORLD CRUEL.

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- BYE GOOD, BODY EVERY.

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- THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.

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- YES!

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