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We convinced these actors that Disney is making the next Star Wars movie into a musical. Here are their auditions.
Published March 19, 2014 79k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Trevor Moore
Director - Adam Small
Created by Trevor Moore, Adam Small, Fax Bahr, Producer - Matt Mazany
Songs Composed by Trevor Moore, Adam Small, Fax Bahr, Greg O'Connor
Production Manager Becca Scheuer
Editors - Jon Mackey and Jacob Reed
Director of Photography - Andrew Davis
Camera Op - Trevor Crist
Assistant Camera - Adam Catino
Sound - BoTown Sound
Accompanist - Greg O'Connor
Stage Manager - Steve Pope
PA - Luis Sanchez, Victoria Beeks

(Star Wars like intro)
- SO AS YOU KNOW, DISNEY HAS
PURCHASED THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE,
AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE
MAKING A BUNCH OF NEW STAR WARS MOVIES,
AND BECAUSE IT'S DISNEY THEY'RE
GOING TO WANT ONE OF THESE TO BE
A MUSICAL. SO, YOU HAVE THE
MUSIC THERE, AND LET'S JUST SEE
WHAT YOU'VE WORKED UP.
(piano plays)
- (singing) ALONG TIME AGO.
IN SPACE FAR AWAY.
- THE EMPIRE IS TRYING
TO RUIN THE DAY.
- SO LET US BEGIN
- SETTLE INTO YOUR SEAT.
- THERE'S A GALAXY OF CHARACTERS,
THAT YOUR GOING TO MEET.
- SIT DOWN. SHUT UP.
I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT IS.
MY NAME IS DARTH VADER, AND
I'M MAD AT ALL MY KIDS.
THE DEATH STAR'S A MESS.
WE'RE OPEN TO ATTACK.
AND NOW I'VE GOT THE EMPEROR
BREATHING DOWN MY BACK.
(hard exhale)
(another hard exhale)
- I'M CHEWBACCA, AND I DON'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT FIGHTING ANYMORE.
- ALL THE YADA-YADA
BY YODA, AND SKYWALKER
TO ME IS SUCH A BORE.
- I'M CHEWBACCA, AND I JUST
WANT TO TALK ABOUT (unclear word), AND LOVE, AND (unclear word).
IF YOU GIVE THIS
LITTLE OL' WOOKIE
A LITTLE BIT OF NOOKIE.
AND MAYBE MAKE A FRIEND.
- (Chewbacca impression)
- (Chewbacca impression)
- (Chewbacca impression)
- WELL, HELLO I'M BRIAN.
- HI.
- THIS IS A SCENE WHERE JAR JAR
BINKS FROM THE PREQUEL MOVIES, UM
WELL HE'S MARRIED NOW TO MAR
JAR BINKS, AND THEY'RE GOING THROUGH
SOME MARITAL PROBLEMS.
- I'M SO SICK OF ALL
THIS CRUNCHIN'.
THIS'A RELATIONSHIP IS POO-DOO.
- HA-HA-HA.
- I'M OUTTA HERE.
- (laughs)
- YOUSA BEEN A DIFFERENT TA
JAR JAR EVA SINCE'A YOUSA HAD'A THAT
MIS'A-CARRIAGE
- IT WASN'T A MIS'A-CARRIAGE, IT
WAS A MIS'A-BORTION.
- YOU HAD A MIS'A-BORTION,
AND YOUSA DID NOT TELL JAR JAR?
YOUSA KILLED MAH KID TOO?
LIFE'A BEGINS AT CONCEPTION.
(phrase is unclear)
(screams)
- IN THE NEW MOVIES, THEY BRING
YODA BACK TO LIFE, AND HE'S VERY
DEPRESSED NOW. SO HE'S
GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
(sad music plays)
- BY THE TIME READ THIS YOU DO
DEAD I WILL BE
- TO GO ON THE POINT CANNOT I SEE.
- SUCH SWEET RELEASE
WILL IT BE TO DIE.
- ASPIRINS 200 OF, TAKEN HAVE I.
- HURTS EVERYBODY DOES
- FRIENDS GOOD, EVERYBODY WAS.
- FORGIVE WHAT ME DO.
- BYE GOOD WORLD CRUEL.
- BYE GOOD, BODY EVERY.
- THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.
- YES!

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