After an extensive weeks long investigation, undercover reporter David Salsa was... more »
After an extensive weeks long investigation, undercover reporter David Salsa was able to capture frat stars Chris, Steve, and Brian performing a heinous rendition of the so-called "Penis Game" in a college library. Officials were late to arrive on the scene and by the time they got there, nothing could be done.
"This is so not chill," said one eye witness who asked that we protect his identity. "I was trying to study and these dudes totally invaded my study space. I have a test tomorrow. This is so not chill." While most students had never heard the word for male genitalia said aloud before, some of the more studious seniors cried silently, as this is the fourth year in a row such an event has occurred. School authorities suspect some type of conspiracy. Although, there have been rumors that five years ago, the "Vagina Game" was played instead. Head librarian Gladys Hume had this to say about this incident, "In my day, we called it a Johnson." « less