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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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(ERIN): THIS IS
(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.
(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,
(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,
(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,
(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,
(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH
LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.
(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
BRYAN, EXCITING NEWS.
OH, YOU WON THE TAYLOR SWIFT
IMPERSONATION CONTEST FOR
PEOPLE 28 AND UP.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I JOINED IT.
OH, YOU DIDN'T?
- DID YOU PUT ME IN?
- I SUBMITTED YOU.
- OH.
- I SUBMITTED YOU, YEAH.
NO, MY BELLY BUTTON'S
ALL HEALED. AFTER 6 MONTHS...
FROM WHAT? FROM WHAT?
REMEMBER I SAID THAT
SHE WAS BROKEN?
NO.
YEAH, SHE WAS--
HOW WAS YOUR-- WHAT WAS SHE
NOT DOING THAT WAS UP TO PAR?
WELL REMEMBER HOW YOU ARE A
DERMATOLOGIST, AND YOU HAVE
THAT SAYING WHERE IT GOES...
IF IT'S DRY BITCH GET
IT WET.
YEAH.
IF IT'S WET BITCH GET IT DRY.
THAT'S ALL DERMATOLOGY IS.
- I WAS DOING THAT.
- YOU WERE?
IT DIDN'T WORK, BUT ALAS I
STARTED GOING TO ACUPUNCTURE...
UH-HUH.
I STARTED GETTING CUPPING,
ON MY BACK, MY COUPES.
OH RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.
I CALL IT COUPES, BECAUSE I
LOVE A LITTLE DEUCE COUPLE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE BEASTIE
BOY SONG, AND SO I...
IT'S THE BEACH BOYS.
THERE THE SAME THING.
AND THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
LITTLE DEUCE COUPE IS YOUR
FAVORITE SONG?
EVER. EVER, IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE--
YOU NEED TO LISTEN
TO ANYTHING ELSE.
IT'S GOING TO BE MY WEDDING
SONG. IT'S GOING TO BE MY
FUNERAL SONG. IT'S GOING TO
BE-- I'M GOING TO PUT IT ON
WHEN I GIVE BIRTH.
WOW.
EVEN IF I HAVE A C-SECTION,
I'LL BE LIKE YOU BETTER
DEUCE COUPE IT.
YOU LISTEN TO THE BEST MUSIC.
I DO.
SO MY BELLY BUTTON'S ALL HEALED.
RIGHT.
IT LOOKED LIKE A SNAKE WHO
HAD JUST MOLTED IT'S SKIN
AT ALL TIMES.
I COULDN'T PUT-- I PUT AS MUCH
LOTION IN THERE. IT
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I PUT ALCOHOL IN THERE,
IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I FUCKING DID THE WORKS.
IT WAS APOTHECARY STORE IN THERE.
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I
STARTED GOING TO ACUPUNCTURE,
AND I STOPED SMOKING, AND
IT WENT AWAY.
SO I REALLY THINK THAT'S A
TESTAMENT TO THE HEALING POWER OF--
CIGARETTE SMOKING WAS
EATING YOUR BELLY BUTTON ALIVE.
I THINK IT WAS.
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
YOU HAVEN'T SMOKED EITHER
FOR A LONG TIME.
NO. NOT SINCE THE 80S.
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY
THAT WE SMOKED AT THE SAME TIME, AND
THEN WE QUIT SMOKING AT THE SAME TIME?
IT IS FUNNY. IT'S
LITTLE BIT LIKE UH...
IT'S WEIRD.
IT'S WEIRD.
YEAH.
WHEN ONE OF US IS SMOKING,
THE OTHER ONE SHOULD BE LIKE
YOU GOT TO STOP.
YEAH.
BUT WE DON'T DO THAT. THE
OTHER ONE JUST STARTS SMOKING.
NO.
HE'S SMOKING, I'M GOING TO SMOKE.
HELLO, HELLO. GUESS WHAT
I SAW THIS WEEKEND?
CAN I GUESS?
YES.
OK, YOU SAW ROSEMARY'S BABY. YOU SAW--
NO, BUT CLOSE.
OK.
I SAW--
PETALS IN THE WIND?
NO, I WISH. I WISH ONE OTHER
THING. I WENT TO THE CEMETERY
SCREENING, AND SAW SEVEN. HERE'S--
SEVEN WITH BRAD PITT?
YEAH.
OH, GOD. THAT WAS WHERE
HE AND GWYNNIE MET.
THAT'S RIGHT.
HE MEETS ALL OF HIS WIVES ON MOVIES.
I HAVE 2 POINTS. THE FIRST
ONE IS I EXPLAINED TO MY MOM, WHAT THE CEMETERY
SCREENING WAS. SHE HAD
ONE WORD. DISGUSTING.
YEAH--
SHE HATES THE IDEA.
DID SHE THINK YOU WERE
BEING DISRESPECTFUL?
SHE GOES, I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF ANY SUCH THING IN MY LIFE.
AND I WAS LIKE, THERE'S A
FIRST TIME FOR ANYTHING.
DID YOU TELL HER JOEY RAMONE'S THERE?
I DID, AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE...
WELL FORGET IT THEN.
YEAH.
I LOVE THE PUNK SCENE, AND
THEN SHE, YOU KNOW.
SHE TOOK OFF HER LEATHER JACKET,
PUT ON HER LIPSTICK--
SHE PROJECTILE VOMITED, AND
STABBED MY DAD.
IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT?
- EVERYONE'S FINE.
- YEAH.
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
ABOUT GWYNETH PALTROW--
IN SEVEN.
I BELIEVES NONE OF IT. AND YOU
KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN
HATE HER AS MUCH
OTHER PEOPLE HATE HER--
DID YOU BELIEVE THAT SHE WAS
THE HEAD IN THE BOX?
I BELIEVED THAT SHE WAS THE
HEAD IN THE BOX. SHE BASICALLY
HAS A BRITISH ACCENT. YOU DON'T
BELIEVE FOR A SECOND
THAT'S SHE'S MARRIED TO SOME
BLUE COLLARED COP, AND
SHE LIVES IN A SHITTY APARTMENT.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT?
SHE ALMOST DOES. SHE HAS A
GWYNETH PALTROW ACCENT.
SHE'S JUST CLEARLY BETTER THAN
EVERYTHING IN THAT MOVIE.
THE CRAZIEST THING IS THAT SHE
TALKS TO MORGAN FREEMAN, AND
IS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO
TALK TO, BUT I'M PREGNANT,
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL
BRAD PITT. AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE,
WHY ARE YOU TELLING MORGAN
FREEMAN, AND SHE'S LIKE
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, AND
YOU'RE LIKE THIS WOMAN HAS
A WHOLE GAGGLE OF GIRL
FRIENDS, LIKE THIS PERSON,
AND THEY'RE ALL MEAN GIRLS, AND
THEY'RE ALL BITCHES,
AND SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
WAIT TO TELL ONE OF THEM.
THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT.
THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT TO RUB IT IN THEIR FACE.
EXACTLY. SO SHE WOULD EVER
TALK TO MORGAN FREEMAN?
NO WAY JOSE.
OH, CUZ HE'S BLACK?
YEAH. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THAT, BUT SHE'S NOT GOING
TO GO AND TALK TO LIKE THE PARTNER OF...
THE PARTNER OF HER HUSBAND COP?
EXACTLY. WHEN SHE HAS, AND
SHE CLAIMS TO NOT HAVE FRIENDS,
AND THEY LIVE IN MANHATTAN.
I DIDN'T BELIVE A WORD.
YOU GOT TO HAVE ONE FRIEND
IN MANHATTAN. I BET SHE GOES
TO STARBUCKS. TALK TO
YOUR BARISTA.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SCREAMED
THE WHOLE TIME. EVERY TIME
SHE CAME ON THE SCREEN I SAID,
TALK TO YOUR BARISTA.
YEAH, THEY MIGHT SPELL YOUR
NAME WRONG, BUT THEY'RE THERE TO TALK.
PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW...
(SOUNDS OUT THE "HERE COMES
THE BRIDE" WEDDING SONG)
GOOD NEWS, I'M GOING TO A WEDDING.
THAT'S THE WORSE NEWS.
THIS IS HOW I GO TO ALL WEDDINGS.
DRESSED AS A BRIDE?
YEAH.
- THAT'S REALLY COOL.
- BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FIT IN.
(LAUGHS) YEAH. THAT'S REALLY COOL.
SO BRYAN, THE AVERAGE COST OF
A WEDDING IN NEW YORK CITY GUESS.
$45,000 THOUSAND.
MORE.
- YOU'RE KIDDING?
- NO.
.
MORE.
?
MORE.
- $75000 THOUSAND
DOLLARS IS THE AVERAGE?
- YEAH.
YOU WOULD BE REALLY BAD
ON PRICE IS RIGHT
WEDDING ADDITION?
THANK YOU.
JUST BECAUSE YOU WOULD NEVER
GET TO WHATEVER,
CONTESTANTS ROW.
IT NEVER GETS OLD HEARING
WHAT I WOULD BE BAD AT.
SO, MY WEDDING--
YEAH.
COST $5000 DOLLARS AND BELIEVE
THIS OR NOT, WRIGLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT--
I THINK YOU MEAN RIPLEY'S BUT
WE'LL GO FROM THERE. SURE.
WRIGLEY'S FIELD, THE CHICAGO CUBS.
THEY, THEY BEING ME--
THE CHICAGO CUBS BEING YOU. SURE.
THE CHICAGO CUBS BOUGHT
MY WEDDING DRESS.
SURE, OK.
THAT WAS $2000 DOLLARS, AND
THEN WE SPENT $3000 DOLLARS
ON EVERYTHING ELSE. THAT WAS IT.
$5000 DOLLARS.
SO YOU SPENT HALF YOUR WEDDING
BUDGET ON YOUR DRESS.
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S
FUNNY? I'VE NEVER WORN IT AGAIN.
WHY WOULD YOU?
SO REALLY IT WAS WORTH ALL THE MONEY.
RIGHT.
WEDDING'S BE EXPENSIVE,
WE ALL KNOW.
YEAH.
I JUST SAID IT. YOU SAID IT.
YEAH.
WE'VE ALL SAID IT. GUESS WHO
ELSE IT'S EXPENSIVE FOR?
THERE'S A LOT OF GUESSING IN THIS?
YOU AGAIN?
YOU WERE SO CLOSE WHEN YOU SAID GUESS.
GUEST.
YES.
IT IS WHICH IS WHY...
NO, SAY IT BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO SAY SOME THINGS TODAY.
I THINK HE'S PROBABLY DONE
GOING TO WEDDINGS.
YOU ARE.
- YES.
- YEAH.
I THINK I WILL SEND THE GIFT,
AND SAY... (CLAPS) MOVE ON, YEAH.
CONGRATULATIONS?
WELL, YOU WON'T BE ALONE. I WILL
GO THROUGH ALL OF THE--
BUT UNLESS IT WAS A VERY CLOSE
FRIEND. NOW I'M FEELING
GUILTY. ANYWAY.
NO, I WILL--
BUT THEN IF I DON'T GO SOMEONE
WILL NO THAT THEY'RE...
I CAN'T... I'M D--
UH, I LOVE HIM.
- YOU LOVE ALL WEDDINGS.
- MM-HMM.
OK, WELL THAT WAS
AMAZING TO WATCH.
THIS IS A QUOTE FROM
SOMEBODY... I LOVE IT.
CELEBRITY WEDDINGS AND REALITY
TV ARE RAISING THE BAR
FOR LAVISH WEDDINGS, SAYS UMMU
BRADLEY THOMAS, FOUNDER OF THE
FREDDIE BELL JONES MODELING
AND FINISHING SCHOOL IN DENTON
MARYLAND.
THANK GOD. THEY WENT TO THE
RIGHT PERSON. WHO CAN WE
TRUST TO SAY--
FREDDIE BELL JONES.
WHO CAN WE TRUST TO SAY THAT
CELEBRITY WEDDINGS ARE LAVISH.
THERE'S SO MANY--
THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN.
UMMU, OHMO FROM DENTON
MARYLAND FINISHING SCHOOL.
BUT HERE'S THE THING, THERE'S SO
MANY NAMES IN THIS
UMMU BRADLEY THOMAS OF THE
FREDDIE BELL JONES MODELING
AND FINISHING SCHOOL.
FREDDIE BELL JONES. FREDDIE BELL
JONES FINISHING SCHOOL.
WHO IS FREDDIE BELL--
I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANT TO BE
THEIR RECEPTIONIST.
I AM GOING TO NAME MY FIRST
CHILD FREDDIE BELL JONES.
ME TOO, AND I'M GOING TO SAY
YOU WERE NAMED AFTER A FINISHING
SCHOOL. LIVE UP TO THE NAME.
LIVE UP TO THE NAME. YOU BETTER
BE BORN WITH A BOOK
ON YOUR HEAD.
YES.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE WALKING
STRAIGHT BITCH.
THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEN
SOMEONE TO TALK TO MY CHILD.
FREDDIE BELL JONES, YOU
BETTER DO IT RIGHT.
FREDDIE BELL JONES HIT A HOME
RUN. DO IT WITH GOOD POSTURE.
AND WE GO TO PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES--
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER
THE PHONE? THEY'RE GOING TO
KNOW YOU DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
FATHER OF FREDDIE BELL JONES.
BUT THEN I TALK NORMAL WITH MY FRIENDS.
I REALLY GIVE MY SON A
COMPLEX, BECAUSE I'M LIKE
HEY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY KATHY,
YOUR LIKE, DUH-DUH-DUH...
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO NAME MY
DAUGHTER KATHY, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
(GASPS) FREDDIE BELL JONES.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY FREDDIE
BELL JONES?
(LAUGHS)
ENOUGH ABOUT FREDDIE BELL JONES,
SO THIS YEAR GUESTS
ON AVERAGE ARE EXPECTED TO
SPEND ALMOST $600 DOLLARS
PER WEDDING.
I DON'T SPEND THAT MUCH.
I'M GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN.
DO THEY FACTOR IN LIKE--
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT THE
WHOLE BREAKDOWN IS.
OK.
SO IF YOU'RE JUST A GUEST IT IS
$539 DOLLARS, AND HERE'S
HOW THEY BREAK IT DOWN. $57
DOLLARS FOR DRESSING UP.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WOULD
BUY A DRESS FOR $57 DOLLARS, BUT...
WELL I DO $50 DOLLAR DRESSES.
OH, YOU DO THAT AT YOUR $50
DOLLAR DRESS PLACE?
I JUST TAKE SHEETS THAT I'M DONE
WITH, AND I DO A DRESS.
ALWAYS SLEEVELESS AND STRAPLESS.
SO IT'S A TOGA.
YEAH.
OH, IT'S JUST A SHEET WRAPPED
AROUND YOUR NAKED BODY.
YEAH.
OK. HOTEL STAY IS $95 DOLLARS
WHICH I THINK IS LOW.
OH, VERY LOW. THAT'S MOTEL STAY.
YEAH. TRANSPORTATION 72,
WHICH I ALSO THINK IS LOW.
BACHELOR, BACHELORETTE
PARTY $60 DOLLARS.
THE LAST BACHELORETTE PARTY I
WENT TO I SPENT NEARLY $400 DOLLARS.
ON WHAT?
HOUSING, ON DINNERS, ON--
BUT I THINK YOU PROBABLY DID IT UP.
WE DID A WEEKEND, I GUESS. YEAH.
I'M JUST LIKE, I WOULD
NEVER DO IT.
FOR MY BACHELOR PARTY I'M
DOING A RELAY RACE.
OH, YOU ARE?
YEAH--
LEGGED?
YEAH. I'M GOING TO A TRACK,
AND I'M TYING EVERYONE
TOGETHER, AND I'M GOING TO PUT
WILD HORSES BEHIND US.
BECAUSE OF THE ROLLING STONES SONG?
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
AND THAT'S GOING TO BLARE.
SOMEONE'S GOING TO DO A GUN
SHOT IN THE AIR, AND WE HAVE
TO RUN OR FACE TRAMPLEATION.
YOU'RE CHASED BY WILD HORSES,
AND YOU GET A HEAD START,
AND WILD HORSES PLAYS, AND
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE INVITED--
WHO GETS A HEAD START?
THE ONLY PEOPLE--
OVER THE HORSES?
(LAUGHS)THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO
ARE INVITED TO MY BACHELOR PARTY,
ALL MY FRIENDS MOTHERS, AND--
AND YOU. SO IT'S ALL OF YOUR
MOM'S FRIENDS AND YOU,
AND YOU'RE CHOOSING TO
TRAMPLE THEM WITH HORSES.
BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH--
THEY GOT TO RUN.
YEAR OLD WOMAN--
EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE.
IF YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH 50
YEAR OLD WOMAN, AND YOU'RE
SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM
A HEAD START, AGAINST HORSES?
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS SHOW UP AND
GO ON THE TRACK, AND
THAT'S MY BACHELOR PARTY. FREE TO ALL.
LOOK IF YOU PUT IT ON YOUTUBE
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY
WRITES TO THE ROLLING STONES.
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
I'M NOT DOING YOUTUBE. IT'S A
PRIVATE OPERATION.
ALRIGHT, WELL LOOK, I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE TO ADD.
AND COOLIO'S GOING TO PLAY AT THE
RECEPTION, BUT THAT'S A
DIFFERENT THING.
LET ME SAY THIS IN CLOSING, IT DOES
SEEM LIKE BECAUSE
WEDDINGS ARE GETTING MORE
EXPENSIVE, THAT NOW TO OFFSET IT
THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE MAKING
THE WEDDINGS MORE TANTALIZING
TO GET PEOPLE TO COME.
SO IT'S A REALLY FUN CIRCLE OF
JUST EVERYTHING GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE.
YEAH.
SO I SAY THIS, CAN WE GO BACK
TO THE 70S WHERE YOU WEAR
A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FAIRY DRESS.
YOUR MOM WILL DO YOUR
HAIR UP. YOU GET SOME FLOWERS--
I DID SNIP THOSE FLOWERS FROM MY NEIGHBOR'S BUSH.
OK.
SO YOU DO THAT.
OK.
SHARE YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAY WITH
PEOPLE WHO YOU LOVE, AND SAVE
YOUR MONEY.
AND SAVE YOUR VIRGINITY FOR THE
WEDDING DAY PLEASE LADIES.
NO.
NO ONE WANTS TO...
NO ONE... EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK.
NO ONE WANTS...
EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK.
NO ONE WANTS TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO'S...
EVERYBODY DOES.
BEEN AROUND.
EXPERIENCED. WHO KNOWS HOW
TO SUCK A DICK. EVERYONE WANTS
- TO MARRY THAT PERSON--
- NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW.
- EVERYBODY WANTS SOME...
NO ONE WANTS TO...
ERIN, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A
VIKING IS TRAINED TO HUNT
A DRAGON, BUT THEN HE FINDS
OUT THAT HE LIKES DRAGONS, AND
DECIDES NOT TO HUNT THEM BUT
INSTEAD BEFRIENDS THEM?
IS THAT HOW TO TRAIN
YOUR DRAGON 2?
IT IS. I THINK IT'S THE FIRST ONE. I THINK
PRESUMABLY THE SECOND ONE--
I'VE SEEN THAT TRAILER ABOUT
A KA-JILLION TIMES.
YEAH. ME TO. I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE
HOW MY MOM CONFUSED
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WITH
THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATOO--
YEAH.
AND KEPT TELLING ME HOW CUTE AND
ADORABLE THE GIRL WITH
THE DRAGON TATTOO WAS.
I'M ACTUALLY MAD YOU CORRECTED HER.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE. AND MY MOM ALSO ONE
TIME WROTE A LETTER TO WES CRAVEN.
DID I TELL YOU THAT?
AFTER SHE SAW SCREAM, SHE
WENT AND WROTE ABOUT A 10 PAGE
LETTER TO WES CRAVEN. DISGUSTING.
PAGES?
HORRIBLE.
I HOPE HE LAUGHED.
I HOPE THEY SHUT DOWN YOUR MOVIES.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE
SENT IT, BECAUSE HOW WOULD SHE HAVE--
THERE IS NO WAY MY MOM WAS
LIKE, HOLLYWOOD, WES CRAVEN IMMEDIATELY.
WHAT ABOUT THIS MOVIE THOUGH?
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR
DRAGON 2, GUESS WHAT?
THEY HATE GAY PEOPLE.
NO. ONE OTHER--
THEY LOVE GAY PEOPLE.
YEAH. ONE OF THE CHARACTERS
IN IT IS GAY. GOBBER THE BELCH.
HE'S VOICED BY CRAIG FERGUSON.
(ERIN): OH, AND HE GOBBLES ON DICK?
(BRYAN): AND HE'S THE RIGHT
HAND MAN TO BIRK TRIBAL CHIEF
STOICK THE VAST. I'VE HAD
ENOUGH HONESTLY. THE ONLY REASON
I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS
GARBAGE IS BECAUSE IT'S A BIG DEAL.
THAT WAS A BIG MOVIE RIGHT?
YEAH, IT WAS A HUGE MOVIE.
THAT'S WHY THEY DID A SEQUEL.
SOMETIMES THEY DO SEQUELS
WHEN THEY'RE LIKE, WELL WHY NOT.
THE POINT IS HE'S COMING
OUT AS GAY. THE WRITER/DIRECTOR--
HE'S COMING OUT IN THE MOVIE?
YES. HE SAYS, SO HERE'S
WHAT THE LINE IS--
THAT'S NOT IN ANY
OF THE PREVIEWS.
THE LINE WRITTEN--
THAT SHOULD BE THE ONLY
PREVIEW IS JUST HIM COMING--
I'M GAY!
YEAH.
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2. BOOM!
THE LINE WRITTEN IS HE'S LIKE
REFERRING TO SOME OTHER
CHARACTERS WHO ARE LIKE--
HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE FIGHTING
IN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON,
LIKE SOME ANIMATED HUSBAND AND WIFE.
GOBBER THE FART SAYS THIS IS
WHY I NEVER GOT MARRIED.
AND THEN CRAIG FERGUSON AD-LIBBED
THE LINE, YEP GOBBER
IS COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET,
AND THEY KEPT THE LINE.
THEY WERE LIKE, YEAH, LET'S KEEP IT.
THE WRITER/DIRECTOR
OF THIS MOVIE IS OPENLY GAY.
HIS NAME IS DEAN DEBLOIS, SAID
I THINK IT'S A REALLY FUN AND
DARING MOVE, AND I LIKE THE IDEA
THAT GOBBER IS BERK
STROCK'S RESIDENT GAY.
FINE, I DON'T LIKE THAT
EXPRESSION, BUT FINE, GREAT.
WHAT'S BERK STROCKS?
IS THAT A CITY?
HE'S THE MAIDEN GUY.
WELL THAT WASN'T THE FIRST
MAIN STREAM ANIMATED MOVIE
TO HAVE A GAY CHARACTER.
DO YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE
PARANORMAN THAT CAME OUT
A YEAR AGO? THAT MOVIE ALSO
HAD A GAY WRITER/DIRECTOR.
HIS NAME IS CHRIS BUTLER.
OH, CUZ BUTT?
YEAH.
SO THIS WAS TOWARDS THE END
OF THE MOVIE, KATHY WHO'S
THE TEENAGER SAYS TO MITCH...
SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE
COULD DO SOMETHING SOMETIMES.
NOTHING SCARY.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT KATHY.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE
MY BOYFRIEND. HE'S LIKE A TOTAL
CHICK FLICK NUT.
- WOAH.
- YEAH.
- JUST DROPPED THE BOYFRIEND.
- WHAT A NICE LESSON.
AND THEN SHE GOES LIKE THIS...
NOT LIKE CONFUSED, NOT CONFUSED--
SHE'S NOT MAD.
NO, JUST SORT OF LIKE,
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW.
ALMOST DIDN'T LOOK GOOD,
LIKE OH DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL LEAVE IT
ON, THIS IS NOT A CARTOON
BUT I AM DYING TO WATCH ONCE
UPON A TIME. HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN THAT BONKERS SHOW?
NO.
IT'S LIKE A LIVE ACTION LIKE...
(ERIN): FAIRY TALE.
(BRYAN): FAIRY TALE.
EVERY PROMO I'VE EVER SEEN
FOR IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOST INSANE
THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
I'VE SHOCKED YOU'RE
NOT WATCHING IT.
I SHOULD BE WATCHING IT.
IN 2013, THERE WAS AN EPISODE--
LAST YEAR.
YEAH, OF ONCE UPON A TIME.
WHERE MULAN
(ERIN): FROM MOULIN ROUGE.
(BRYAN): NO, FROM THE MOVIE MULAN.
(ERIN): OK.
FROM THE DISNEY CARTOON
EXCEPT SHE'S THE LIVE ACTION
CHARACTER IN ONCE UPON A TIME--
OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SHOW BUT--
SO, MULAN IS LIKE CLASSIC WARRIOR MULAN.
SHE'S A LAWYER?
NO, SHE'S A WARRIOR.
- OK.
- YEAH.
THEY DON'T PUT THEM IN LIKE REAL TIME?
NO.
OH, OK.
AND MULAN REVEALS THAT SHE'S
BI-SEXUAL, HAS FEELINGS
FOR PRINCE PHILIP WHO'S FROM
SLEEPING BEAUTY BUT
ALSO FOR AURORA WHO'S ALSO
FROM SLEEPING BEAUTY FOR
THE PRINCESS.
ALL OF THIS IS FAN FICTION.
YEAH.
ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
THAT'S CRAZY.
IS THAT COSPLAY?
NO, COSPLAY IS WHERE YOU
DRESS UP AND FUCK PEOPLE IN
LIKE COSTUMES.
SO THIS SHOW IS COSPLAY.
BUT THEY'RE DOING IT FOR PAY
SO IT'S MORE LIKE PROSTITUTION.
COSPAY.

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