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Additional Credits:
Starring: Martin Starr
Director/Concept by: Natalie Morales
Editor/Producer: Mars Rising
DP/Editor: Tom Lipka & Jon Enge
Producer: Ally Hord
Producer: Bette Bentley
Gaffer: Matt Sweeney
Production Design: Tricia Robertson
PA: Cole Macfarlane
Makeup By: Leigh Schwartz
Sound by: Ryan Kaiser
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Published February 10, 2014

TO NORA.
TH OF DECEMBER, 1909, DUBLIN.
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WEAR DRAWERS WITH 3 OR 4 FRILLS.
ONE OVER THE OTHER, AT THE KNEES, AND UP THE THIGHS.
AND GREAT CRIMSON BOWS IN THEM.
SO THAT WHEN I BEND DOWN OVER YOU, TO OPEN THEM,
AND GIVE YOU A BURNING, LUSTFUL KISS
ON YOUR NAUGHTY BEAR BUM.
I CAN SMELL THE PERFUME OF YOUR DRAWERS, AS
WELL AS THE WARM ORDER OF YOUR [BEEP], AND
THE HEAVY SMELL OF YOUR [BEEP].
THE SMALLEST THINGS GIVE ME A GREAT [BEEP] STAND.
A [BEEP] MOVEMENT OF YOUR MOUTH.
A LITTLE BROWN STAIN ON THE SEAT OF YOUR WHITE DRAWERS.
A SUDDEN DIRTY WORD SPUTTERED OUT BY YOUR WET LIPS.
A SUDDEN IMMODEST NOISE MADE BY YOU,
BEHIND.
AND THEN A BAD SMELL, SLOWLY CURLING UP
OUT OF YOUR BACKSIDE.
AT SUCH MOMENTS, I FEEL MAD TO DO IT, AND
SOME FILTHY WAY TO FEEL YOUR HOT,
LECHEROUS LIPS [BEEP] AWAY AT ME, TO [BEEP]
BETWEEN YOUR TWO, ROSY TIPPED [BEEP].
TO [BEEP] ON YOUR FACE, AND SQUIRT IT OVER
YOUR HOT CHEEKS AND EYES.
TO STICK IT BETWEEN THE CHEEKS OF YOUR [BEEP],
AND [BEEP] YOU.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
I HOPE YOU GOT MY TELEGRAM,
AND UNDERSTOOD IT.
GOOD BYE, MY DARLING, WHO I'M TRYING TO DEPRAVE, AND DEGRADE.
HOW ON GOD'S EARTH CAN YOU POSSIBLY LOVE A THING LIKE ME?
OH, I AM ANXIOUS TO GET YOUR REPLY DARLING.
JIM.

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