A friendly game of H-O-R-S-E turns into a cutthroat series of competitions between actor Dave Franco and LA Clippers center DeAndre Jordan.
Published February 06, 2013 2.8m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Dave France & DeAndre Jordan
Featuring Bowie the Dog & Elke the Stallion
Written by Dave Franco
Produced by Ally Hord
Director of Photography: TJ Hellmuth
Rap Lyrics by Donald Glover
Original Music by Silas Hite & Ludwig Goransson
Coordinator/AD: Becca Scheuer
AC: Megan Richardson
Gaffer: David Cronin
Key Grip: Kevin Stewart
Swing: Jordan Downey
Sound: Shannon Dean for BoTown Sound
Hair/MU: Emily Rae
PAs: Caitlin Smith, Ross Buran, Andrew Grissom
Colorist Santiago Padilla
Colored by Santiago Padilla
Sound Design/Edit/Mix by Geoffrey Rubay
DIT: Maxwell Donahue
Special Thanks to David Burden at New Hat, Brendan Meyer, Brian Rozelle, Toph Eggers, Erin Evans, Seth Burton, the LA Clippers and Daniel Weiner

dave="Dave" franco="Franco": You're up. What ya got, big boy?
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": Nothin' but net.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": [Scoffs] Okay.
[Swish] [Bounce]
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": All right. Okay. I offered to stop for everything. [Mutters] Easy.
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": I was right here. On that spot.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": [Scoffs] All right. Move! Get outta here.
[v Dave Franco] Woo!
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": That was a good shot.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": Yeah, it was.
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": That was a good shot. Hit the back rim.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": What?!
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": Yeah, you hit the back rim. I swished mine, you hit the back rim.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": Are you serious right now? You're gonna pull that?
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": H-O. H-O-R.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": What? You wanna take this outside the court?
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": Let's go. Bring it.
[Music Playing]
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": All right. Run it.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": Good morning. I'm spittin' about DeAndre Jordan. His rhymes is boring, his flow is corny.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": My flow is Lauren, that's miss education. You miss every shot that you take from the base line.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": Fears, I have faced mine, your girl give me face time, my dog's something canine, each one a killer. Talk about your hairline, that's why you need clippers.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": I'm hotter than dime strippers, you can't even tip 'em. Here's a tip--you wanna win this, then zip 'em.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": Swish.
[Music Playing]
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": All right, Davey, your hair's kinda wavy. My favorite Ryan Reynolds flick is Definitely, Maybe.
[Music Playing]
[Music Playing]
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": All right, back up. Back up. Right there.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": All right.
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": Don't move.
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": This ends now. Don't move.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": Phbbbbt!
[Music Playing]
deandre="DeAndre" jordan="Jordan": You're up.
dave="Dave" franco="Franco": I'm five foot seven and a half mother [beep]
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