Throwing Shade #31: True Detective and Kansas
A friendly game of H-O-R-S-E turns into a cutthroat series of competitions between actor Dave Franco and LA Clippers center DeAndre Jordan.
- February 06, 2013
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Starring Dave France & DeAndre Jordan
Featuring Bowie the Dog & Elke the Stallion
Written by Dave Franco
Produced by Ally Hord
Director of Photography: TJ Hellmuth
Rap Lyrics by Donald Glover
Original Music by Silas Hite & Ludwig Goransson
Coordinator/AD: Becca Scheuer
AC: Megan Richardson
Gaffer: David Cronin
Key Grip: Kevin Stewart
Swing: Jordan Downey
Sound: Shannon Dean for BoTown Sound
Hair/MU: Emily Rae
PAs: Caitlin Smith, Ross Buran, Andrew Grissom
Colorist Santiago Padilla
Colored by Santiago Padilla
Sound Design/Edit/Mix by Geoffrey Rubay
DIT: Maxwell Donahue
Special Thanks to David Burden at New Hat, Brendan Meyer, Brian Rozelle, Toph Eggers, Erin Evans, Seth Burton, the LA Clippers and Daniel Weiner
February 06, 2013
Dave Franco: You're up. What ya got
DeAndre Jordan: Nothin' but net.
Dave Franco: [Scoffs] Okay.
Dave Franco: All right. Okay.
A first time for everything.
Dave Franco: Easy.
DeAndre Jordan: I was right here.
On that spot.
Dave Franco: [Scoffs] All right. Move!
Get outta here.
[v Dave Franco] Whoo!
DeAndre Jordan: That was a
Dave Franco: Yeah, it was.
DeAndre Jordan: That was a good shot.
Hit the back rim.
Dave Franco: What?!
DeAndre Jordan: Yeah, you hit the back rim.
I swished mine, you hit the back rim.
Dave Franco: Are you serious right now?
You're gonna pull that?
DeAndre Jordan: H-O.
Dave Franco: You wanna take this
outside the court?
DeAndre Jordan: Let's go.
Dave Franco: All right.
Dave Franco: ♪ Good morning.
I'm spittin' about DeAndre Jordan. ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ His rhymes is boring,
his flow is corny. ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ My flow is Lauren,
that's miss education. ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ You miss every shot that you
take from the baseline. ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ Fears, I have faced mine,
your girl give me face time, ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ My dog's something canine,
each one a killer. ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ Talk about your hairline,
that's why you need clippers. ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ I'm hotter than dime strippers,
you can't even tip 'em. ♪
Dave Franco: ♪ Here's a tip you wanna
win this, then zip 'em. ♪
Dave Franco: Swish.
DeAndre Jordan: All right, Davey, your
hair's kinda wavy.
DeAndre Jordan: My favorite Ryan Reynolds
flick is Definitely, Maybe.
DeAndre Jordan: All right, back up.
Back up. Right there.
Dave Franco: All right.
DeAndre Jordan: Don't move.
DeAndre Jordan: This ends now.
Dave Franco: Phbbbbt!
DeAndre Jordan: You're up.
Dave Franco: I'm five foot seven
and a half mother...