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The crafting store gives a perfectly logical explanation for why they won't cover birth control and reproductive counseling for women.
Published March 28, 2014 94k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer/Directors - Eliza Skinner & Bryan Safi
Starring: Kristen Rozanski
Editor: Ian Pfaff
Producer: Michelle Fox
Producer: Sean Dacanay
DP: Aaron Ulrich

HI, I'M CANDY WISHFIT.
I'M A WIFE, A NEW MOM,
AND I JUST GOT EYEBROWS TATTOOED ON.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, I'VE BEEN
AN EMPLOYEE OF HOBBY LOBBY FOR
YEARS NOW. I WORK IN A SCRAPBOOK
FLARING DEPARTMENT,
AND I LOVE JOKER FONT, AND
NOVELY CUPCAKES.
OUR COMPANY WAS FOUNDED BY
RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS, PASSIONATE
ABOUT PAPER CRAFTS. THEY HAD ONE
AIM, TO BRING CHRISTIANITY
AND BULK POPSICLE STICKS TO
REGULAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT HOBBY
LOBBY DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT
EMPLOYEES SHOULD BE GIVEN ACCESS
TO BIRTH CONTROL, AND
REPRODUCTIVE COUNSELING UNDER
OUR INSURANCE PLAN.
THAT COULDN'T BE
FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH.
WE DON'T BELIEVE ANYONE SHOULD
BE GIVEN ACCESS TO BIRTH CONTROL
OR REPRODUCTIVE COUNSELING.
THAT'S GROSS.
HOBBY LOBBY BELIEVES THE BEST
BIRTH CONTROL IS ANAL.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT WE'RE
TEACHING OUR DAUGHTERS.
WE BELIEVE IN RELIGIOUS FREEDOM,
AND ALL RELIGION TELLS US
WE'RE ALLOWED TO DECIDE WHAT YOU
DO WITH YOUR BODY,
AND WE KNOW THAT MOST OF YOU
WHO WANT TO BOYCOT US AS A
RESULT, DON'T LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR,
A HOBBY LOBBY SO
WE'RE NOT TO WORRIED ABOUT IT.
LISTEN, WE'RE NOT DOCTORS, WE'RE
JUST A HOBBY SHOP, AND
LIKE ANY SMALL BUSINESS WITH
13,000 THOUSAN EMPLOYEES WE KNOW
OUR EMPLOYEES WANT TO INVOLVE US
IN THEIR PERSONAL MEDICAL
CHOICES. I LIKE TO HAVE MY
EMPLOYEES TEXT ME A PHOTO
EVERY TIME THEY INSERT A TAMPON.
I DESERVE TO KNOW.
HOBBY LOBBY IS SIMPLY STANDING
UP FOR OUR EMPLOYEE'S BELIEFS,
AS LONG AS THEY ARE OUR BELIEFS.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
HOBBY LOBBY. WE'RE EXPERTS IN
VELCRO, AND NOTHING ELSE.

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