Ever been dumped by e-mail? Or text? D.Nozzle has y'all beat; his girlfriend... more »
Ever been dumped by e-mail? Or text? D.Nozzle has y'all beat; his girlfriend broke up with him by changing her relationship status update on Facebook from "In a Relationship" to "Single". Revenge time!
“Yeah, I saw that [Mark] Zuckerburg got hitched and looked all happy. Way to rub some salt in my wound, dude. My girlfriend sucka-punched dumped me on your site and I don’t have billions to fall back on. But I’m no hater. This song is just my way of saying ‘I’m all over you, girl. Like a steamroller”.