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Andy presents Mark with a box...and gives him a choice
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Andy Bush
Additional Credits:
director............Andrew Bush
1st AD..............Glenn Matthews
cinematography......Richard Donovan
head gaffer.........Brad Macdonald
box builder.........Blaine Wood
set interns.........Jenna Graham
Ali Stillwell
Jeff Knox-Whynacht
Pat King
Jordan Talbot
Colin Mcardle
Evan Latimer
Music by............Ruby Jean and the Thoughtful Bees
special thanks to:
the centre for arts and
technology
director............Andrew Bush
1st AD..............Glenn Matthews
cinematography......Richard Donovan
head gaffer.........Brad Macdonald
box builder.........Blaine Wood
set interns.........Jenna Graham
Ali Stillwell
Jeff Knox-Whynacht
Pat King
Jordan Talbot
Colin Mcardle
Evan Latimer
Music by............Ruby Jean and the Thoughtful Bees
special thanks to:
the centre for arts and
technology
Added over 3 years ago
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Description:
Andy presents Mark with a box...and gives him a choice
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Andy Bush> Mister Matheson, I know that you are in financial trouble. This box may be the answer to your problem.
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<v Andy Bush> If you push this button, two things will happen. Someone somewhere in the world, who you don't know will die.
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<v Mark Matheson> Okay. [Click]
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<v Andy Bush> And two...
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<v Andy Bush> You just, you just pushed, you just pushed the button. You ju-, You didn't let me finish.
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<v Mark Matheson> Yeah. I'm sorry.
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<v Andy Bush> Yeah, yeah, uh, someone somewhere in the world will die.
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<v Mark Matheson> Got it. [Click]
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<v Andy Bush> Don't hit it again! That's the second, no, just let me finish. But, you'll get a million dollars.
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<v Mark Matheson> Oh.
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<v Andy Bush> Yeah.
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<v Mark Matheson> Okay. [Click]
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<v Andy Bush> Great. That's great. Now you just hit it three times. You killed three people. Wonderful.
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<v Mark Matheson> Can I have my million dollars?
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<v Andy Bush> It was supposed to be like a moral puzzle.
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<v Mark Matheson> [Click] Solved.
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<v Andy Bush> Yeah, no, that's not how you solve the puzzle! It's not that kind of puzzle!
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<v Mark Matheson> I don't, I don't...
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<v Andy Bush> You just killed four people.
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<v Mark Matheson> Okay.
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<v Andy Bush> Do you understand that?
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<v Mark Matheson> Yes.
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<v Andy Bush> You killed four people. You hit that four times. What?
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<v Mark Matheson> Is that? Should I?
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<v Andy Bush> Don't [Click]
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<v Mark Matheson> Round up?
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<v Andy Bush> Don't hit it again! You just, okay, no! Don't round up! Round up to what?!
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<v Mark Matheson> Five?
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<v Andy Bush> To five?!
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<v Mark Matheson> I don't understand.
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<v Andy Bush> You don't wanna kill, okay, just, look, yeah, here. Okay? Here's your million dollars. There, there you go. [Click] Why'd you hit it again?! Why'd you hit it again?!
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<v Mark Matheson> I would like a second million dollars, please.
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<v Andy Bush> It doesn't work that way. You just get one million dollars. Take it.
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<v Mark Matheson> [Click] No deal!
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<v Andy Bush> That is not, what?! No what deal!?
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<v Mark Matheson> I choose the box. [Click]
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<v Andy Bush> Stop hitting the button! You're not choosing the box. You don't get the box. The box isn't part of the deal!
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<v Mark Matheson> Ow ow ow! My finger got caught in this box! [Click, Click, Click]
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<v Andy Bush> Don't!
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