The Button

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Andy Bush

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WEBVTT 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Andy Bush> Mister Matheson, I know that you are in financial trouble. This box may be the answer to your problem. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:27.000 <v Andy Bush> If you push this button, two things will happen. Someone somewhere in the world, who you don't know will die. 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:28.000 <v Mark Matheson> Okay. [Click] 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:29.000 <v Andy Bush> And two... 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:36.000 <v Andy Bush> You just, you just pushed, you just pushed the button. You ju-, You didn't let me finish. 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:37.000 <v Mark Matheson> Yeah. I'm sorry. 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Andy Bush> Yeah, yeah, uh, someone somewhere in the world will die. 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Mark Matheson> Got it. [Click] 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v Andy Bush> Don't hit it again! That's the second, no, just let me finish. But, you'll get a million dollars. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.000 <v Mark Matheson> Oh. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.000 <v Andy Bush> Yeah. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Mark Matheson> Okay. [Click] 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:54.000 <v Andy Bush> Great. That's great. Now you just hit it three times. You killed three people. Wonderful. 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.000 <v Mark Matheson> Can I have my million dollars? 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:59.000 <v Andy Bush> It was supposed to be like a moral puzzle. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:01.000 <v Mark Matheson> [Click] Solved. 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Andy Bush> Yeah, no, that's not how you solve the puzzle! It's not that kind of puzzle! 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Mark Matheson> I don't, I don't... 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Andy Bush> You just killed four people. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:07.000 <v Mark Matheson> Okay. 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:08.000 <v Andy Bush> Do you understand that? 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.000 <v Mark Matheson> Yes. 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:15.000 <v Andy Bush> You killed four people. You hit that four times. What? 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:19.000 <v Mark Matheson> Is that? Should I? 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:20.000 <v Andy Bush> Don't [Click] 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:21.000 <v Mark Matheson> Round up? 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:23.000 <v Andy Bush> Don't hit it again! You just, okay, no! Don't round up! Round up to what?! 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:24.000 <v Mark Matheson> Five? 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:25.000 <v Andy Bush> To five?! 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:26.000 <v Mark Matheson> I don't understand. 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:33.000 <v Andy Bush> You don't wanna kill, okay, just, look, yeah, here. Okay? Here's your million dollars. There, there you go. [Click] Why'd you hit it again?! Why'd you hit it again?! 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:35.000 <v Mark Matheson> I would like a second million dollars, please. 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:38.000 <v Andy Bush> It doesn't work that way. You just get one million dollars. Take it. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.000 <v Mark Matheson> [Click] No deal! 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:44.000 <v Andy Bush> That is not, what?! No what deal!? 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:45.000 <v Mark Matheson> I choose the box. [Click] 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:49.000 <v Andy Bush> Stop hitting the button! You're not choosing the box. You don't get the box. The box isn't part of the deal! 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.000 <v Mark Matheson> Ow ow ow! My finger got caught in this box! [Click, Click, Click] 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.000 <v Andy Bush> Don't! 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:57.000 [Music Playing]