Bleed
Brian still lives at home with his parents, works at a video store as a regular employee, and he is 28 years old. He needs to do something that makes him feel like he means something;... more »
Brian still lives at home with his parents, works at a video store as a regular employee, and he is 28 years old. He needs to do something that makes him feel like he means something; that is is somebody-- so when decides to become a vampire, he expects his best friend since kindergarden to be overjoyed that he has finally found purpose and meaning in his life. And over dinner at their favorite chinese restaurant, Brian divulges his new dream. All Perry can think about is the movie they are about to go see. But Perry will soon discover that there is something more to the woman who approached Alan about being a vampire. He can't figure out what it is about her, nor can he stop staring at her mesmerizing tits. On thing is for certain, the two will most certainly 'Bleed.' « less
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Brian still lives at home with his parents, works at a video store as a regular employee, and he is 28 years old. He needs to do something that makes him feel like he means something; that is is somebody-- so when decides to become a vampire, he expects his best friend since kindergarden to be overjoyed that he has finally found purpose and meaning in his life. And over dinner at their favorite chinese restaurant, Brian divulges his new dream. All Perry can think about is the movie they are about to go see. But Perry will soon discover that there is something more to the woman who approached Alan about being a vampire. He can't figure out what it is about her, nor can he stop staring at her mesmerizing tits. On thing is for certain, the two will most certainly 'Bleed.'
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