Playing Ajedrez - Francisco Ramos
Below are the lyrics of the song. For more info, go to www.franciscoeramos.com Playing Ajedrez This is something I like to do With a very special lady You only need two To make this... more »
Below are the lyrics of the song. For more info, go to www.franciscoeramos.com
Playing Ajedrez
This is something I like to do
With a very special lady
You only need two
To make this happen
You need to do it slow, to do it good
And at the end, only one gets satisfied...yeahhh
Chorus:
Playing Ajedrez
I like to play ajedrez (that means chess baby)
Playing Ajedrez
'cuz is sexy, yeah (3x)
You need a big table to get comfortable
You get your pieces out and line them up in the board
(Black & White -- Interracial Sexiness)
Ohh, those pieces are sexy baby...I'll tell you why:
You have the pawns, sexy little nibblets to tease your opponents
Then the knights, I ride those babies a little bit up and then to the side (now that's sexy)
The rooks and the bishops, never use them bitches, too dimensional, not sexy at all
Then I get to my queen and that's my bitch
Cuz I use her to pleasure: up, down, side to side, diagonally...
Chorus
But it all comes down
To getting my king
And if you play your cards right...I mean your pieces
You're gonna get your check
But you leave the mate to me...yeahhh
Chorus
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Additional Credits:
Lyrics By Francisco Ramos
Music By Ivan Leonardo Machorro
Directed and Edited by Oliver Chow
Special Thanks to: Brian Jian, Heidi Skinner, Terrell Battle
Lyrics By Francisco Ramos
Music By Ivan Leonardo Machorro
Directed and Edited by Oliver Chow
Special Thanks to: Brian Jian, Heidi Skinner, Terrell Battle
Added almost 5 years ago
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Description:
Below are the lyrics of the song. For more info, go to www.franciscoeramos.com
Playing Ajedrez
This is something I like to do
With a very special lady
You only need two
To make this happen
You need to do it slow, to do it good
And at the end, only one gets satisfied...yeahhh
Chorus:
Playing Ajedrez
I like to play ajedrez (that means chess baby)
Playing Ajedrez
'cuz is sexy, yeah (3x)
You need a big table to get comfortable
You get your pieces out and line them up in the board
(Black & White -- Interracial Sexiness)
Ohh, those pieces are sexy baby...I'll tell you why:
You have the pawns, sexy little nibblets to tease your opponents
Then the knights, I ride those babies a little bit up and then to the side (now that's sexy)
The rooks and the bishops, never use them bitches, too dimensional, not sexy at all
Then I get to my queen and that's my bitch
Cuz I use her to pleasure: up, down, side to side, diagonally...
Chorus
But it all comes down
To getting my king
And if you play your cards right...I mean your pieces
You're gonna get your check
But you leave the mate to me...yeahhh
Chorus
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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