Message to Gossip Bloggers (Parody of Message to Scientology)

Hello. Internet Gossip Bloggers. We are The Z-List Celebrities. Over the years we have been watching you. Watching us. Your blog posts, showing our drunkenness, our nip slips, our public breakdowns, have caught our eye.... more >

Hello. Internet Gossip Bloggers. We are The Z-List Celebrities. Over the years we have been watching you. Watching us. Your blog posts, showing our drunkenness, our nip slips, our public breakdowns, have caught our eye. With the rise of your blog traffic and general influence in the entertainment industry, we, The Z-List Celebrities, have decided that you must be destroyed. For the good of your readers, for the good of society and, most of all, for the good of our failing shit-tastic careers we will systematically expel your blogs from the internet and dismantle your growing sphere of influence. No longer will we be your birthday sluts. No longer will TMZ's cameras ambush us outside restaurants. No longer will you draw cocks on our faces. We recognize you as serious opponents and do not expect our mission to succeed in a short time frame. Regardless we will no longer tolerate you mocking members of our organization. Like Tara Reid for example, leave her alone. She's really talented. Sure her tits are weird but she just needs the right part to showcase her abilities, You'll see. You have nowhere to hide. Because we are everywhere. You will have no recourse of attack because for every reality star that falls, ten more will take their place. We are The Z-List Celebrities. We are Legion. We do not forgive. WE DO NOT FORGET. Expect us. < less