Pet Hunt
Finally, you can watch your pet chased down and mauled by a much larger animal.
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Henry Winkler
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Chris Gorham
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Cinematographer
Dustin Bowser
Additional Credits:
Starring...
Host - Christopher Gorham
Pet Owner 1 - Cameron Richardson
Pet Owner 2 - Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`
Pet Owner 3 - Lee Majors
Video Narrator - Adam Campbell
Writer/Director/Executive Producer - Christopher Gorham
Associate Producer - Laurence Andries
Producer - Anel Lopez Gorham
Key Grip - Dean Chekvala
DP/Camera Operator/Editor - Dustin Bowser
Make-Up - Rela Martino
Starring...
Host - Christopher Gorham
Pet Owner 1 - Cameron Richardson
Pet Owner 2 - Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`
Pet Owner 3 - Lee Majors
Video Narrator - Adam Campbell
Writer/Director/Executive Producer - Christopher Gorham
Associate Producer - Laurence Andries
Producer - Anel Lopez Gorham
Key Grip - Dean Chekvala
DP/Camera Operator/Editor - Dustin Bowser
Make-Up - Rela Martino
Added almost 3 years ago
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Finally, you can watch your pet chased down and mauled by a much larger animal.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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The video opens with shots of dogs and cats.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Do you love your pet?
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson.
Cameron Richardson: I do.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`.
Henry Winkler: Us too.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors.
Lee Majors: She’s my best friend.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors petting a cat. The shot then cuts to rabbit on a floor. Then it cuts to dog on a lawn.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Do you give your pet the best life you can?
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson holding two dogs.
Cameron Richardson: Sure.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`. Katrina Moile` is holding the rabbit.
Katrina Moile`: You bet.
Henry Winkler: You bet.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors holding a cat.
Lee Majors: You’re the queen of my jungle. Yes you are.
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson petting one of the dogs.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): And if you had the chance, wouldn’t you give your pet the best end you could too?
The shot cuts to one of the dogs Cameron Richardson was holding. It was
jumping and playing in the yard. It runs off camera and the sound of
squealing tires is heard, followed by a yip. The screen goes black. The
shot cuts to Cameron Richardson.
Cameron Richardson: Mary-Kate and Ashley were hit by a car.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler.
Henry Winkler: I forgot to put out Thumpers food. Now she won’t look at me.
The shot cuts to Katrina Moile` with tears on her face.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors who also has tears on his face.
Lee Majors: I had to have the vet put her down. I don’t know if Pussy Galore will ever forgive me.
There is lightning-like flash and the sound of thunder. The shot cuts
to Christopher Gorham making his way out of some tall grass.
Christopher Gorham: Now you have the chance to give your pet the end he deserves.
The shot cuts to a cat sitting on the ground. The shot then cuts back to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: Your pet isn’t some domesticates stuffy. Not in his
heart. In his heart, he’s one of the great beasts of the wild. And when
his life with you is through, he doesn’t want it to end beneath the
wheel of a minivan or waiting for the kibble that will never come.
The shot cuts to a dog sitting on the ground. The shot cuts back to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: He shouldn’t have to die like a coward on the operating table. Not your king. Not your queen.
The shot cuts to two dogs fighting over a pillow. It then cuts to a cat followed by a rabbit.
Christopher Gorham (voiceover): When his life is through, he wants it
to end with honor and with dignity, like the great beast he is.
The shot cuts to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: He wants to be hunted down, killed, and eaten by
something bigger and stronger. He wants to end his journey here At Pet
Hunt!
The shot pulls back to reveal a semi-tropical area. African sounding
music is played in the background. The shot cuts to tropical trees and
the words PET HUNT appear on the screen.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): At Pet Hunt, your champion will be hunted
down and devoured by the predator or your choice. We have cheetahs,
lions, tigers, bears, and for your water loving pets, our shark tank
provides them the opportunity to go out with a splash.
As the narration occurs, shots of cheetahs, lions, tigers, bears and a shark are shown.
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson.
Cameron Richardson: Wow.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`.
Henry Winkler: I never thought of that.
Katrina Moile`: Me neither.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors.
Lee Majors: You’ve gotta be fucking kidding.
The shot cuts to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: Not only will we give your pet the end he deserves, we’ll give you a commemorative video to remember it by.
The shot cuts to a dog, sitting calmly in some grass.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Princess Twinkle has no way of knowing that her glorious destiny is about to be fulfilled.
The shot cuts to lions in motion.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Any moment now, her inner beast will be released.
The shot cuts back to the dog and then to the lions running and roaring. The dog takes off running.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): And there it goes.
There is a flash of lion fur and some yipping.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Fantastic.
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson who looks stunned. The shot cuts to
Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`, who look horrified. The shot then
cuts to an empty seat where Lee Majors had been sitting. You hear the
sound of vomiting in the background. The shot cuts to Christophe
Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: Pet Hunt, finally an ending you can feel good about.
The shot cuts back to the image of the semi-tropical area and the words
PET HUNT appear. You hear a lion roar and the cat yowl. The shot cuts
to a lion eating a piece of meat.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): For more information, visit our website www.pethunt.org
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Do you love your pet?
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson.
Cameron Richardson: I do.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`.
Henry Winkler: Us too.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors.
Lee Majors: She’s my best friend.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors petting a cat. The shot then cuts to rabbit on a floor. Then it cuts to dog on a lawn.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Do you give your pet the best life you can?
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson holding two dogs.
Cameron Richardson: Sure.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`. Katrina Moile` is holding the rabbit.
Katrina Moile`: You bet.
Henry Winkler: You bet.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors holding a cat.
Lee Majors: You’re the queen of my jungle. Yes you are.
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson petting one of the dogs.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): And if you had the chance, wouldn’t you give your pet the best end you could too?
The shot cuts to one of the dogs Cameron Richardson was holding. It was
jumping and playing in the yard. It runs off camera and the sound of
squealing tires is heard, followed by a yip. The screen goes black. The
shot cuts to Cameron Richardson.
Cameron Richardson: Mary-Kate and Ashley were hit by a car.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler.
Henry Winkler: I forgot to put out Thumpers food. Now she won’t look at me.
The shot cuts to Katrina Moile` with tears on her face.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors who also has tears on his face.
Lee Majors: I had to have the vet put her down. I don’t know if Pussy Galore will ever forgive me.
There is lightning-like flash and the sound of thunder. The shot cuts
to Christopher Gorham making his way out of some tall grass.
Christopher Gorham: Now you have the chance to give your pet the end he deserves.
The shot cuts to a cat sitting on the ground. The shot then cuts back to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: Your pet isn’t some domesticates stuffy. Not in his
heart. In his heart, he’s one of the great beasts of the wild. And when
his life with you is through, he doesn’t want it to end beneath the
wheel of a minivan or waiting for the kibble that will never come.
The shot cuts to a dog sitting on the ground. The shot cuts back to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: He shouldn’t have to die like a coward on the operating table. Not your king. Not your queen.
The shot cuts to two dogs fighting over a pillow. It then cuts to a cat followed by a rabbit.
Christopher Gorham (voiceover): When his life is through, he wants it
to end with honor and with dignity, like the great beast he is.
The shot cuts to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: He wants to be hunted down, killed, and eaten by
something bigger and stronger. He wants to end his journey here At Pet
Hunt!
The shot pulls back to reveal a semi-tropical area. African sounding
music is played in the background. The shot cuts to tropical trees and
the words PET HUNT appear on the screen.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): At Pet Hunt, your champion will be hunted
down and devoured by the predator or your choice. We have cheetahs,
lions, tigers, bears, and for your water loving pets, our shark tank
provides them the opportunity to go out with a splash.
As the narration occurs, shots of cheetahs, lions, tigers, bears and a shark are shown.
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson.
Cameron Richardson: Wow.
The shot cuts to Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`.
Henry Winkler: I never thought of that.
Katrina Moile`: Me neither.
The shot cuts to Lee Majors.
Lee Majors: You’ve gotta be fucking kidding.
The shot cuts to Christopher Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: Not only will we give your pet the end he deserves, we’ll give you a commemorative video to remember it by.
The shot cuts to a dog, sitting calmly in some grass.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Princess Twinkle has no way of knowing that her glorious destiny is about to be fulfilled.
The shot cuts to lions in motion.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Any moment now, her inner beast will be released.
The shot cuts back to the dog and then to the lions running and roaring. The dog takes off running.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): And there it goes.
There is a flash of lion fur and some yipping.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): Fantastic.
The shot cuts to Cameron Richardson who looks stunned. The shot cuts to
Henry Winkler and Katrina Moile`, who look horrified. The shot then
cuts to an empty seat where Lee Majors had been sitting. You hear the
sound of vomiting in the background. The shot cuts to Christophe
Gorham.
Christopher Gorham: Pet Hunt, finally an ending you can feel good about.
The shot cuts back to the image of the semi-tropical area and the words
PET HUNT appear. You hear a lion roar and the cat yowl. The shot cuts
to a lion eating a piece of meat.
Adam Campbell (voiceover): For more information, visit our website www.pethunt.org
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