Hey Andy!
Elise's love letter to Andy Samberg. Thanks to Taylor Swift for writing Hey Stephen...it's remarkably awesome for rewriting for that one special boy of your choosing.... more »
Elise's love letter to Andy Samberg.
Thanks to Taylor Swift for writing Hey Stephen...it's remarkably awesome for rewriting for that one special boy of your choosing. "Hey Stephen," © Copyright Taylor Swift . NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED.
But Elise did write the lyrics, and here they are incase you for some reason want to sing along:
Hey Andy, I know looks can be deceiving but beneath the brown there is a Jew
Ok I lied but I felt I had to say it so you'd date me like I want you to
I'm that girl throwing rocks at your window, the one waiting outside ur building even when its cold
Hey Andy, as long as there's no police involved I'll never leave you alone
Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo
And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so
Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street
Please tell me that there's no one else
Oooh I want you to myself
Hey Andy, Ive been holding back this feeling so Ive got some things to say to you
Ive written out a list, about 150 things I think that you and me should do
Take a walk, hold hands, paint each other naked
eat some cupcakes, Laser Cats 5 you know I want in
Hey Andy, why don't you go get jorms and kivs i know some games that we can play
Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo
And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so
Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street
Please tell me that there's no one else
Oooh I want you to myself
They're dimming the street lights, and it doesn't look like you're coming home tonight
Im waiting alone on your stoop and there's someone walking toward me
Who's that guy?
Hey Andy, Chris Parnell just asked if I wanna get it on with him tonight
I'm not gonna refuse, cause he's so sexy but know I still think you're mr. right
Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo
And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so
Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street
Please tell me that there's no one else
Oooh I want you to myself
If you are so kablmao
But Parnell kinda makes me jizz in my pants so
Come feel this magic that will be some awesome love making
It's better if there's someone else
Just bring yourself, yourself
yourself « less
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Elise's love letter to Andy Samberg.
Thanks to Taylor Swift for writing Hey Stephen...it's remarkably awesome for rewriting for that one special boy of your choosing. "Hey Stephen," © Copyright Taylor Swift . NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED.
But Elise did write the lyrics, and here they are incase you for some reason want to sing along:
Hey Andy, I know looks can be deceiving but beneath the brown there is a Jew
Ok I lied but I felt I had to say it so you'd date me like I want you to
I'm that girl throwing rocks at your window, the one waiting outside ur building even when its cold
Hey Andy, as long as there's no police involved I'll never leave you alone
Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo
And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so
Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street
Please tell me that there's no one else
Oooh I want you to myself
Hey Andy, Ive been holding back this feeling so Ive got some things to say to you
Ive written out a list, about 150 things I think that you and me should do
Take a walk, hold hands, paint each other naked
eat some cupcakes, Laser Cats 5 you know I want in
Hey Andy, why don't you go get jorms and kivs i know some games that we can play
Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo
And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so
Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street
Please tell me that there's no one else
Oooh I want you to myself
They're dimming the street lights, and it doesn't look like you're coming home tonight
Im waiting alone on your stoop and there's someone walking toward me
Who's that guy?
Hey Andy, Chris Parnell just asked if I wanna get it on with him tonight
I'm not gonna refuse, cause he's so sexy but know I still think you're mr. right
Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo
And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so
Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street
Please tell me that there's no one else
Oooh I want you to myself
If you are so kablmao
But Parnell kinda makes me jizz in my pants so
Come feel this magic that will be some awesome love making
It's better if there's someone else
Just bring yourself, yourself
yourself
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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