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Added about 1 year ago

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Favorited by 12 users

531 funny votes

64 die votes

Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch

Keywords: The Urge Matt Stone Jordan zeh Andrew Harrell Michelle Mitchell Abstinence Mormons Church of Ladder Day Saints Stone Harrell Mitchell Zeh

Credits: Matt Stone, Jordan Zeh, Andrew Harrell, Michelle Mitchell

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Piffany

Piffany

Whoa. I wasn't expecting all that.

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MaddMax247

MaddMax247

abstinence kills 100,000 americans each year…O_O

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servemarketing

check out this other hilarious video on teen sex and abstinence… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnDPkFb2×7M

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Leothe2nd

Leothe2nd

with hair? lmfao!

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Wow! That was dumb

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gurley

gurley

fuck that guy below me again!

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swipes

swipes

i wanted it to be funny but it just never got there

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extra frenulum

I got into a rolling giggle with this one. Very well done.

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Bug_Juice_Productions

Very funny stuff! (Hey anonymous…394 funny votes to ONLY 31 die votes looks pretty good on the funny scale to ME, buddy…)

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BarleyMeadow

I honestly just love the fact that this 1:31 long video offended some lame ass non-church going Democrat….HAHAHAHA! Keep Rockin’

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