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Abstinence

How do YOU fight the urge to have premarital sex?
 
Matt Stone, Jordan Zeh, Andrew Harrell, Michelle Mitchell
 

Rating: 4.51/5.0

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4,703 views

514 funny votes

55 die votes

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Added: 6 months ago

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Keywords: Abstinence Mormons Church of Ladder Day Saints Stone Harrell Mitchell Zeh

 

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MaddMax247
MaddMax247

abstinence kills 100,000 americans each year…O_O

(posted 4 months ago)

 
servemarketing
servemarketing

check out this other hilarious video on teen sex and abstinence… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnDPkFb2×7M

(posted 4 months ago)

 
Leothe2nd
Leothe2nd

with hair? lmfao!

(posted 4 months ago)

 
bellyflopcommunist
bellyflopcom...

Wow! That was dumb

(posted 5 months ago)

 
gurley
gurley

fuck that guy below me again!

(posted 5 months ago)

 
swipes
swipes

i wanted it to be funny but it just never got there

(posted 5 months ago)

 
extra frenulum
extra frenulum

I got into a rolling giggle with this one. Very well done.

(posted 5 months ago)

 
Bug_Juice_Productions
Bug_Juice_Pr...

Very funny stuff! (Hey anonymous…394 funny votes to ONLY 31 die votes looks pretty good on the funny scale to ME, buddy…)

(posted 5 months ago)

 
BarleyMeadow
BarleyMeadow

I honestly just love the fact that this 1:31 long video offended some lame ass non-church going Democrat….HAHAHAHA! Keep Rockin’

(posted 5 months ago)

 
13babydahl
13babydahl

Love it….

(posted 5 months ago)

 
Trikein
Trikein

So…is it me or does Anom guy’s comment make this video that much funnier? I bet that gets him very angry. Hehe.

(posted 5 months ago)

 
TamelaAKASweetT
TamelaAKASweetT

Abstinence Is the answer to Alot of STD Issues and Unwanted Pregnancies Or U can Use Condoms, or birthcontrol, or get fixed or well u get the point

(posted 5 months ago)

 
JordanZeh
JordanZeh

I don’t have the time to actually respond fully to your angry, long post-—other than-WRONG…COLLECTIVELY….we make well OVER SIX FIGURES…DOING…UM….COMEDY! Annual salaries—each of us…and 3 of us…USC….1 of us…Auburn!

7patman7 said:


cool. but the guy that sticks it in mayo is nasty, funny, but nasty.

I don’t have the time to actually respond fully to your angry, long post-—other than-WRONG…COLLECTIVELY….we make well OVER SIX FIGURES…DOING…UM….COMEDY! Annual salaries—each of us…and 3 of us…USC….1 of us…Auburn!

7patman7 said:


cool. but the guy that sticks it in mayo is nasty, funny, but nasty.

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(posted 6 months ago)

 
7patman7
7patman7

cool. but the guy that sticks it in mayo is nasty, funny, but nasty.

(posted 6 months ago)

 
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TheKingOfZing
TheKingOfZing

Jeez, the guy who sticks his dick in the mayonnaise and then he used the mayo for the sandwich killed me and also made me feel slightly sick… So good job! Also, I like the triumphant walk towards the camera group ending.

So Sayeth - The King of Zing.

(posted 6 months ago)

 
5point6productions
5point6produ...

take That church of latter day saints. Hell yeah!!

(posted 6 months ago)

 
DrunkMonkey
DrunkMonkey

You forgot punching yourself in the crotch until you bleed.

(posted 6 months ago)

 
pink_ribbon
pink_ribbon

oh my! that was freaking hillarious!

(posted 6 months ago)

 
TallyBlue
TallyBlue

LMAO! I felt violated just by watching this video!

(posted 6 months ago)