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Épisode pilote de la web-série "L'actualité sans filtre" avec Nicolas et Olivier.... more »
Published April 28, 2013 96 views More Info »
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"Today's news, no filter" with Nicolas and Olivie

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So I start to get really mad

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Really mad

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So I tell the guy to go fuck himself

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And then the priest starts to throw holy water in my face

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Obviously I'm pissed, and then I grab my gun and I point it in his...

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Hello.

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Welcome to the first episode of "Today's news, no filter".

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I am your host, Nicolas,

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And here is my co-host...

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Olivier.

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Let's start with the first .

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The president of France made a shocking declaration this morning.

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He said that since the age of 12

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he was feeling like a woman trapped in a man's body.

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He said that he will soon start the hormonal therapy to begin his transformation.

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Her wife, Valérie, said that this won't change anything for the love she has for Mr. ...

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For Mrs. Hollande.

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We all wish her a lot of happiness to her new life.

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In the science field...

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Wait wait wait...

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François Hollande is now a woman?

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Yeah... and we all wish him happiness.

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So that means Valérie is now a lesbian?

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In the science field, Stephen hawking will published a book called "Black holes".

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Stephen Hawking? Isn't he the retarded that is in a wheelchair and that talks like Darth Vader?

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No. Stephen Hawking has a motor neurone disease.

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He is really intelligent and he is well respected in the science field.

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Really intelligent... give me a break. He's not even able to say a sentence without the words "Black Holes".

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Even his goddamn book is called "Black Holes".

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Look... wanna please me? Why don't you read the news?

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I can't. I don't have the news.

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So what's on you're papers then?

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Oh nothing, nothing.

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Oli, what's on your papers?

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Stuff...

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If you don't have the news on your papers, what the hell is on your goddamn papers?

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It's Zelda cheat codes at super nintento.

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You're kidding right?

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I'm not kidding. I'm stucked at level 7.

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Here... have fun.

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In the science field, Mr. Stephen Hawking...

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If the light is not on, that means it's not filming.

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The light on that one is on, so that's filming. Stay connected to the light.

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Okay!

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In the science field, Stephen Hawking...

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We did this one!

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Stephen Hawking (stupidly)

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Now in North Korea...

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Give me that!

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Hey hey hey! Give me that. That's my turn.

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Alright, that's it, take off!

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Okay. In North Korea, it's possible that an attack could be launch...

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We don't give a shit honestly!

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Alright. How do I get passed level 7 at Zelda.

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down, down, A, B, X...

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That doesn't tell how to get passed level 7!

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Alright fuck off! I need you guys at home. Rej! Put the phone number at the bottom of the screen.

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I want someone to tell me how to get passed level 7 at Zelda at super nintendo.

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If someone tells me that, I'm buying him a cream soda!

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The information told in this video is false.

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The opinions expressed by the characters of this video don't represent those of the real people playing a role.

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Where the hell is my cigarette!?

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Nick!? Come help me!

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NICK!?

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CASTING:
Host: Nicolas Thériault-Parent
Co-Host: Olivier Thériault

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ORIGINAL IDEA:
Nicolas Thériault-Parent

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DIRECTORS:
Olivier Thériault
Nicolas Thériault-Parent

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SCREENPLAY:
Olivier Thériault

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OWW! Goddamn!

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NICK!

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Hey!

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DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHIE:
Nicolas Thériault-Parent

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EDITING:
Olivier Thériault

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