What?!? Soccer Mom Rocks the Mic and Raps at a Cypher

Description: My MOM went to a local Hip Hop show, and they had a cypher (or cipher) afterwards, and she got on the mic and spit 32 bars straight!! Her friend recorded it on her camera, and I found it, so my friends and I decided to upload it. Here's what she's saying (she cussed, lol): You can catch me on Twitter Cause I'm always on-line I got a lot of shit to say, I tie it up with verbal twine I say what I mean and I mean what I tweet But I like to keep it funky so I say it on beat. Not tryin' to get a deal, not tryin' to get a show I just say what I say, because I know what I know Not your girl next door, I ain't that average chick But I can cook and I can clean, and I can suck a mean... toothpick. But I think you're gonna need one, too, Cause you bit off a whole lot more than you'll be able to chew I see you standin' there lookin' like "who the fuck is she?" So sit back, let me tell you little more about me. Got a dog named Sammy, and I got three kids Stay on my grind cause Nobody Beats The Biz It feels good every month to pay my bills on time, But for fun sometimes I like to bust out into a rhyme. It's not a crime... to wanna keep things fresh To show these punk mutha fuckas that I'm still so def But I'm not Helen Keller; I see and hear everything If I was Anita, I'd put that on my wedding ring. Wanna-be wankstas wanna test my skill, But I'm like Cube on the mic, it's strictly kill at will So jump up if you really wanna test your fate, I'll call up the Grim Reaper, tell him save the date. And you can stand there starin, mouths open, eyes blinkin, You ain't gotta speak up because I know what you're thinkin, "This bitch can't rap, she ain't got a penis" But don't get it twisted, I'm a lyrical genius. E-Ru times 1 is like an MC squared You were laughin at first, but now you're shakin and scared Thinkin to yourself, "Now what am I s'posed to do?" Got-damn, do I really gotta go on after you?