"Neil Diamond fights like a girl. He insured his hands for millions so when he fights he has to where oven mitts. I also pissed on one of his sequin shirts. (SHHHHH, Don't tell)" Performed at The Profiles Theater, July 19, 2003, Chicago, IL The Velveetahs are: Lori... more »

  • February 13, 2013
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