original comedy song by One-Eye Jim and The Twins (lyrics/chords below) ***... more »
original comedy song by One-Eye Jim and The Twins (lyrics/chords below)
Artist: One Eye Jim & the Twins
Album: Here I Come
Song: "Open Up Your Backdoor"
[C#m]If you touch my do[A]ng[B]
[E]I will sing for you a [C#m]special [B]song
About booty [E]lust.[C#m][B]
[E?]Open up your backdoor baby
Give me some of that backdoor gravy.
Yeah cuz I like the deep dark dirty
Secrets that you're keepin' from me.
Oh but I know you don't want me goin' south
Of your taint.
Gotta show restraint...
Well get your mama up and on the phone,
And we'll just ask here where she takes the bone...from your Dad
Hey there mama it's your son-in-law (sort of)
Got a problem you can help resolve 'bout you-n-dad.
(Do you) Open up your backdoor to him?
Pop open your poop shoot for him?
Does he like the deep dark dirty
Secrets that you're keepin' from him?
Or does he have to stop and do a U-ey
At your taint?
Cuz you forbid him from goin' kablooie
Past your taint?