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Published August 11, 2014 39k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Brad Goreski
Featuring - Bob Turton and Ben Parks
Director - Jack Bishop and Justin Nijm
Writer - Bryan Safi
Producer - Matt Mazany
Associate Producer - Ross Buran
Director of Photography - Barry Elmore
Production Designer - Flower Cole
Wardrobe Stylist - Zoe Buck
Hair/Make Up - Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Shannon Deane for BoTown Sound
Cam Op - George Niehuis
Gaffer - Dustin Gardener
Key Grip - Christopher Miller
PA - Becca Scheuer
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Published August 11, 2014


> I'M BRAD GORESKI.
CELEBRITY FASHION STYLIST,
TELEVISION DARLING,
AND BOW TIE PIONEER.
IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT IT
ALL, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS
BEEN ONE THING MISSING.
WELL ACTUALLY TWO.
ONE, A LINE OF PURSES FOR
DOGS CALLED BARC JACOBS,
AND DOING THINGS DUDES DO.
I'VE NEVER THROWN A FOOTBALL,
PLAYED GRAND THEFT AUTO ZONE,
OR LISTENED TO DAVE MATTHEWS BAND.
BUT I WANT TO DO IT ALL.
SO THIS IS, BROIN' OUT WITH BRAD.
TODAY I'M GOING TO LEARN
HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
(chuckles) ISN'T THAT COOL?

> HEY DAVE.

> WHAT'S UP BRAD?

> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

> HOW ARE YOU DOING DUDE?

> I'M GOOD.

> YEAH...
I'M MEETING WITH THIS GUY DAVE.
DAVE WENT ON A DATE
WITH MY FRIEND JENNIFER,
AND I WENT OUT FOR DINNER
WITH THEM ONCE,
AND HE ORDERED STEAK
FOR NO REASON. IT WASN'T EVEN
ANYONE'S BIRTHDAY.

> THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
A GREAT DAY FOR FOOTBALL.

> BEAUTIFUL, I'M SO EXCITED
TO LEARN. I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER
PLAYED ANY SPORT
AT ALL--

> REALLY?

> NO.
I KNEW GUYS LIKE YOU.
THAT'S COOL.
I PLAYED ALL THE SPORTS.

> OH REALLY, LIKE FOOTBALL--

> FOOTBALL,
WRESTLING, BASEBALL,
TRACK, BASKETBALL,
AND WE HAD A VOLLEYBALL
TEAM STARTED, AN INDOOR
VOLLEYBALL TEAM,
IT WAS LIKE A CLUB TEAM MY
BUDDIES AND I STARTED
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
IT WAS FUN.

> WOW, THAT'S LIKE--
YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING I--
WILL TAKE ME THE REST OF MY
LIFE TO UNDERSTAND.

> THAT'S SO COOL.

> YEAH.

> COOL.

> WELL FIRST UP--

> HOW DOES ONE START
A CLUB TEAM.
IT ALL MADE A LOT OF SENSE.

> BRING IT UP...
SNAP YOUR ARM DOWN...

> AND I THINK I GOT
THE HANG OF IT.
YOU'VE NEVER DATED A GIRL
WHOSE WORN SNEAKER HEALS?

> I DON'T THINK SO, NO.

> THEN YOU DEFINITELY HAVE,
BECAUSE THE WHOLE
POINT IS THAT YOU'VE SHOULD NO.
THROW, RUN, THROW, RUN,
TOUCHDOWN... YEAH I KNOW
WE DIDN'T DO TOUCHDOWNS,
BUT LIKE, I GET IT.

> LET'S TRY ONE MORE BRAD.
READY? LET IT RIP BRAD.
OOH...

> OH, I WENT RIGHT FOR YOUR NUTS.

> I'M READ, I WAS BORN READY.

> YEAH!

> YEAH!

> YOOO!
LEARNING TO THROW AND
CATCH THE BALL WAS A LOT OF FUN.

> I'M COMING AT YOU.

> I'M HERE.

> I'M COMING AT YOU.

> COME HERE.

> HERE I GO, HERE I GO... WOAH...

> BUT I DEFINITELY NEED
TO WORK ON MY TACKLE.

> GOOD BRAD?

> TODAY I'M MEETING WITH BILL.
HE'S MY FRIEND
MONICA'S HUSBAND.
HE DOES SOMETHING...
BUSINESS SOMETHING,
BUT HE DOES SOMETHING.

> SO YEAH, IT'S UH, A CLOSET.

> SO WHAT DO YOU TYPICALLY
WEAR ON YOUR DAY'S OFF BILL?

> JEANS, POLO, FLIP-FLOPS.

> I HAD TO ASK HIM WHY.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
(scoffs) WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

> WHICH PART BRAD?

> JEANS, POLOS, FLIP FLOPS,
ALL OF THEM.

> COMFORT ABILITY?

> I DIDN'T GET IT SO I
JUST HAD TO SEE FOR MYSELF.

> TA-DA.

> LOOKS GOOD.

> HE WAS RIGHT.
IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY COMFORTABLE,
BUT I LOOK LIKE SHIT.
SO WHEN YOU'RE GREETING
ONE OF YOUR BROS,
LIKE WHAT IS THE...
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
SO YOU SLAP REALLY HARD.
THAT-THAT PART I GOT.
BUT IT SEEMS SUPER
COMPLICATED TO ME, SO
CAN WE MAYBE BREAK IT DOWN?

> AH, A LITTLE SLOWER?

> YEAH.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

> WHY ARE YOU COUNTING?

> BECAUSE IT'S KIND
OF LIKE A DANCE.
SO I CAN LIKE,
COUNT OUT THE BEATS.

> LIKE A DANCE?

> YEAH LIKE, FIVE, SIX,...

> TOGETHER: FIVE, SIX,
SEVEN, EIGHT...
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT...

> SO EASY.
SO WEIRD.

> HA... OH MY GOD.

> COMING UP ON BROIN'
OUT WITH BRAD.
SO WHAT'S IT LIKE TO EAT PUSSY?
IS IT LIKE EATING
A MANGO?

> (laughs out loud)
I DON'T KNOW MAN. I DON'T
EAT MANGO'S.
(everyone laughs except Brad)

> NO FOR REAL LIKE,
WHAT'S IT LIKE?

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