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Published August 11, 2014 38k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Brad Goreski
Featuring - Bob Turton and Ben Parks
Director - Jack Bishop and Justin Nijm
Writer - Bryan Safi
Producer - Matt Mazany
Associate Producer - Ross Buran
Director of Photography - Barry Elmore
Production Designer - Flower Cole
Wardrobe Stylist - Zoe Buck
Hair/Make Up - Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Shannon Deane for BoTown Sound
Cam Op - George Niehuis
Gaffer - Dustin Gardener
Key Grip - Christopher Miller
PA - Becca Scheuer
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Published August 11, 2014

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>: I'M BRAD GORESKI.
CELEBRITY FASHION STYLIST,

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TELEVISION DARLING,
AND BOW TIE PIONEER.

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IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT IT
ALL, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS

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BEEN ONE THING MISSING.
WELL ACTUALLY TWO.

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ONE, A LINE OF PURSES FOR
DOGS CALLED BARC JACOBS,

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AND DOING THINGS DUDES DO.
I'VE NEVER THROWN A FOOTBALL,

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PLAYED GRAND THEFT AUTO ZONE,
OR LISTENED TO DAVE MATTHEWS BAND.

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BUT I WANT TO DO IT ALL.
SO THIS IS, BROIN' OUT WITH BRAD.

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TODAY I'M GOING TO LEARN
HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

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(chuckles) ISN'T THAT COOL?

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>: HEY DAVE.
>: WHAT'S UP BRAD?

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>: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>: HOW ARE YOU DOING DUDE?

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>: I'M GOOD.
>: YEAH...

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I'M MEETING WITH THIS GUY DAVE.
DAVE WENT ON A DATE

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WITH MY FRIEND JENNIFER,
AND I WENT OUT FOR DINNER
WITH THEM ONCE,

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AND HE ORDERED STEAK
FOR NO REASON. IT WASN'T EVEN

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ANYONE'S BIRTHDAY.

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>: THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

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A GREAT DAY FOR FOOTBALL.
>: BEAUTIFUL, I'M SO EXCITED

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TO LEARN. I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER
PLAYED ANY SPORT

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AT ALL--
>: REALLY?
>: NO.

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I KNEW GUYS LIKE YOU.
THAT'S COOL.
I PLAYED ALL THE SPORTS.

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>: OH REALLY, LIKE FOOTBALL--
>: FOOTBALL,

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WRESTLING, BASEBALL,
TRACK, BASKETBALL,

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AND WE HAD A VOLLEYBALL
TEAM STARTED, AN INDOOR
VOLLEYBALL TEAM,

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IT WAS LIKE A CLUB TEAM MY
BUDDIES AND I STARTED
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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IT WAS FUN.
>: WOW, THAT'S LIKE--

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YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING I--
WILL TAKE ME THE REST OF MY

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LIFE TO UNDERSTAND.
>: THAT'S SO COOL.

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>: YEAH.
>: COOL.

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>: WELL FIRST UP--
>: HOW DOES ONE START
A CLUB TEAM.

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IT ALL MADE A LOT OF SENSE.

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>: BRING IT UP...
SNAP YOUR ARM DOWN...

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>: AND I THINK I GOT
THE HANG OF IT.

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YOU'VE NEVER DATED A GIRL
WHOSE WORN SNEAKER HEALS?

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>: I DON'T THINK SO, NO.

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>: THEN YOU DEFINITELY HAVE,
BECAUSE THE WHOLE

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POINT IS THAT YOU'VE SHOULD NO.

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THROW, RUN, THROW, RUN,
TOUCHDOWN... YEAH I KNOW

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WE DIDN'T DO TOUCHDOWNS,
BUT LIKE, I GET IT.

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>: LET'S TRY ONE MORE BRAD.
READY? LET IT RIP BRAD.

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OOH...

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>: OH, I WENT RIGHT FOR YOUR NUTS.

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>: I'M READ, I WAS BORN READY.

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>: YEAH!
>: YEAH!

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>: YOOO!

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LEARNING TO THROW AND
CATCH THE BALL WAS A LOT OF FUN.

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>: I'M COMING AT YOU.
>: I'M HERE.

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>: I'M COMING AT YOU.
>: COME HERE.

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>: HERE I GO, HERE I GO... WOAH...

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>: BUT I DEFINITELY NEED
TO WORK ON MY TACKLE.

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>: GOOD BRAD?

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>: TODAY I'M MEETING WITH BILL.
HE'S MY FRIEND

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MONICA'S HUSBAND.

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HE DOES SOMETHING...

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BUSINESS SOMETHING,
BUT HE DOES SOMETHING.

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>: SO YEAH, IT'S UH, A CLOSET.

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>: SO WHAT DO YOU TYPICALLY
WEAR ON YOUR DAY'S OFF BILL?

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>: JEANS, POLO, FLIP-FLOPS.

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>: I HAD TO ASK HIM WHY.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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(scoffs) WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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>: WHICH PART BRAD?
>: JEANS, POLOS, FLIP FLOPS,

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ALL OF THEM.
>: COMFORT ABILITY?

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>: I DIDN'T GET IT SO I
JUST HAD TO SEE FOR MYSELF.

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>: TA-DA.
>: LOOKS GOOD.

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>: HE WAS RIGHT.
IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY COMFORTABLE,

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BUT I LOOK LIKE SHIT.
SO WHEN YOU'RE GREETING

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ONE OF YOUR BROS,
LIKE WHAT IS THE...

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LIKE, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?

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SO YOU SLAP REALLY HARD.
THAT-THAT PART I GOT.

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BUT IT SEEMS SUPER
COMPLICATED TO ME, SO

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CAN WE MAYBE BREAK IT DOWN?
>: AH, A LITTLE SLOWER?
>: YEAH.

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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...
>: WHY ARE YOU COUNTING?

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>: BECAUSE IT'S KIND
OF LIKE A DANCE.

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SO I CAN LIKE,
COUNT OUT THE BEATS.

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>: LIKE A DANCE?
>: YEAH LIKE, FIVE, SIX,...

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>: TOGETHER: FIVE, SIX,
SEVEN, EIGHT...

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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT...

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>: SO EASY.

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SO WEIRD.

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>: HA... OH MY GOD.

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>: COMING UP ON BROIN'
OUT WITH BRAD.

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SO WHAT'S IT LIKE TO EAT PUSSY?
IS IT LIKE EATING

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A MANGO?

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>: (laughs out loud)
I DON'T KNOW MAN. I DON'T

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EAT MANGO'S.

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(everyone laughs except Brad)

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>: NO FOR REAL LIKE,
WHAT'S IT LIKE?

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