Barry - Londale Theus Jr.
Aya - Sai Rao
Biden - Patrick Carlyle
Cotton - Jon Millstein
Pelosi - Hannah Kasulka
Rand - David Phillips
Ted - Dan Black
Director - Lauren Palmigiano
Writer - Travis Helwig
EP - Jason Carden
Producer - Sean Dacanay
Editor - Brad Schulz
DP - Scotty Field
Cam Op - Adam Bial
1st AC - Charles Gibson
Gaffer - Matt Diamond
Key Grip - Mike Ross
H&MU Artist - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe - Jordy Scheinberg
Art - Tricia Robertson
Sound - Mike Robertson
PA - Becca Scheuer
PA - Ben Parks
PA - Adam Jacobs
March 22, 2015
> Jon Millstein: Hey what gives?
> Patrick Carlyle: Sorry freshman,
You must've tripped.
> Aren't you a little old for high school Biden?
> 50 year old senior are still seniors freshman.
> Hannah Kasulka: Got any notes for me freshman?
> Hi Nancy Pelosi, I'm Tommy Cotton.
> We know who you are.
> You're the twerp who wrote the letter to Barry's girlfriend in Iran High.
> Hey, at least I don't like trains.
> This isn't middle school freak. This is high school.
> You can't just write notes to the alpha dog's girl, okay.
> I just don't think those Iran High kids know how this school works.
> Dan Black: Neither do we.
> Oh, hey Ted Cruz and Rand Paul, huh.
I thought I smelled something.
> David Phillips: Leave this kid alone.
> Yeah, he's with us, and we signed that note too.
> Barry might be the coolest kid in school, but not for long.
> Yeah, when that note hits Iran everyone's going to know that
we're in charge.
> Sai Rao: This note?
> Just call me Aya.
> Londale Theus Jr.: Someone talking trash about me to my girl?
> (whispers) You have a wife.
> Uh, no, I'm in high school, and please stop talking so close to everybody.
So who's deal was this little note?
> Me. We don't want any Iran High kids around here.
> What's my dude's name?
> Cotton, Tommy Cotton.
> HA! Oh no, Tommy Cotton.
You know why he's called Tommy Cotton?
> Tell'em why.
> 'Cause he's so soft.
Tommy Cotton's so soft.
How soft is he?
> Tommy Cotton is so soft snuggle bear hugs him to go to sleep.
Did I get him? Did I get him.
> Got him.
> Tommy Cotton is so soft cashmere sweaters where him to be fancy.
Tommy Cotton is so soft...
> How soft is he?
> Enough, enough, I'm sorry Barry.
> Tommy Cotton is so soft baby's butts use him as a metaphor.
> You'll pay for this Barry.
> You the man Barry. We hangin' tonight, yeah?
> Na. Come on bad girl, let's negotiate that ass.
> Nancy, wanna hang?
No. Ok, I'll just play with my train set alone again.