Hey There, Keanu
Two Redditors' humble "Cheer Up Keanu Day" tribute.
Free mp3 download: http://soundcloud.com/senorzorro2000/hey-there-keanu-by-azured-and-senorzorro2000-our-cheer-up-keanu-day-tribute
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Lyrics by Azured
Performed by SenorZorro2000
Melody by Plain White Ts
Pictures by INTERNET
Added almost 2 years ago
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Description:
Two Redditors' humble "Cheer Up Keanu Day" tribute.
Free mp3 download: http://soundcloud.com/senorzorro2000/hey-there-keanu-by-azured-and-senorzorro2000-our-cheer-up-keanu-day-tribute
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Verse 1:Hey there KeanuIt's about time that someone said itBut your picture makes us feel sadGod I hope that you read RedditYes I doCause all my posts are just for youI swear it's true
Verse 2:Hey there KeanuDon't you worry about the pigeonsHave your lunch alone in sorrowBoy that sandwich looks deliciousClose your eyesPictures of you are no surpriseThis karma's nice
Chorus:Oh it's what you do to meOh it's Reddit sympathy'Whoa' is what you say to me'Whoa' is what you say to meIt's what you say to me
Verse 3:Hey there KeanuI know times have been real hardBut with some upvotes from my friendsWe'll steer that bus between the carsWe'll have it goodYou know kung fu it's understoodI just got wood
Verse 4:Hey there KeanuMy photoshop skills have no limitsIf all the shops with cats I did of youWould help to lift your spiritsI'd shop it allI'd even shop you with Ron PaulThat park's too small
Chorus:Oh it's what you do to meOh it's Reddit sympathy'Whoa' is what you say to me'Whoa' is what you say to meIt's what you say to me
Bridge:You give so much with all your heartSome motorbikes just for a startBut I'd work with you for very little payWe don't need to stop this busThere is no spoon what's all the fussAnd Mountain breeze is such a trippy nameKeanu I can promise youThat by the time we get throughThe Reddit memes will never ever be the sameAnd you're to blame
Verse 5:Hey there KeanuEat your lunch and don't you miss meOne more week and we'll be done with youPlease don't think that we're unhappy but it's trueCirclejerk won't know what's left to doI can't imagine someone newHey there Keanu here's to youThis one's for you
Chorus:Oh it's what you do to meOh it's Reddit sympathy'Whoa' is what you say to me'Whoa' is what you say to meIt's what you say to me
Verse 2:Hey there KeanuDon't you worry about the pigeonsHave your lunch alone in sorrowBoy that sandwich looks deliciousClose your eyesPictures of you are no surpriseThis karma's nice
Chorus:Oh it's what you do to meOh it's Reddit sympathy'Whoa' is what you say to me'Whoa' is what you say to meIt's what you say to me
Verse 3:Hey there KeanuI know times have been real hardBut with some upvotes from my friendsWe'll steer that bus between the carsWe'll have it goodYou know kung fu it's understoodI just got wood
Verse 4:Hey there KeanuMy photoshop skills have no limitsIf all the shops with cats I did of youWould help to lift your spiritsI'd shop it allI'd even shop you with Ron PaulThat park's too small
Chorus:Oh it's what you do to meOh it's Reddit sympathy'Whoa' is what you say to me'Whoa' is what you say to meIt's what you say to me
Bridge:You give so much with all your heartSome motorbikes just for a startBut I'd work with you for very little payWe don't need to stop this busThere is no spoon what's all the fussAnd Mountain breeze is such a trippy nameKeanu I can promise youThat by the time we get throughThe Reddit memes will never ever be the sameAnd you're to blame
Verse 5:Hey there KeanuEat your lunch and don't you miss meOne more week and we'll be done with youPlease don't think that we're unhappy but it's trueCirclejerk won't know what's left to doI can't imagine someone newHey there Keanu here's to youThis one's for you
Chorus:Oh it's what you do to meOh it's Reddit sympathy'Whoa' is what you say to me'Whoa' is what you say to meIt's what you say to me
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