Hey There, Keanu

Two Redditors' humble "Cheer Up Keanu Day" tribute. Free mp3 download: http://soundcloud.com/senorzorro2000/hey-there-keanu-by-azured-and-senorzorro2000-our-cheer-up-keanu-day-tribute

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Description: Two Redditors' humble "Cheer Up Keanu Day" tribute. Free mp3 download: http://soundcloud.com/senorzorro2000/hey-there-keanu-by-azured-and-senorzorro2000-our-cheer-up-keanu-day-tribute

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Patience is overrated...

Verse 1:

Hey there Keanu

It's about time that someone said it

But your picture makes us feel sad

God I hope that you read Reddit

Yes I do

Cause all my posts are just for you

I swear it's true

Verse 2:

Hey there Keanu

Don't you worry about the pigeons

Have your lunch alone in sorrow

Boy that sandwich looks delicious

Close your eyes

Pictures of you are no surprise

This karma's nice

Chorus:

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's Reddit sympathy

'Whoa' is what you say to me

It's what you say to me

Verse 3:

Hey there Keanu

I know times have been real hard

But with some upvotes from my friends

We'll steer that bus between the cars

We'll have it good

You know kung fu it's understood

I just got wood

Verse 4:

Hey there Keanu

My photoshop skills have no limits

If all the shops with cats I did of you

Would help to lift your spirits

I'd shop it all

I'd even shop you with Ron Paul

That park's too small

Chorus:

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's Reddit sympathy

'Whoa' is what you say to me

It's what you say to me

Bridge:

You give so much with all your heart

Some motorbikes just for a start

But I'd work with you for very little pay

We don't need to stop this bus

There is no spoon what's all the fuss

And Mountain breeze is such a trippy name

Keanu I can promise you

That by the time we get through

The Reddit memes will never ever be the same

And you're to blame

Verse 5:

Hey there Keanu

Eat your lunch and don't you miss me

One more week and we'll be done with you

Please don't think that we're unhappy but it's true

Circlejerk won't know what's left to do

I can't imagine someone new

Hey there Keanu here's to you

This one's for you

Chorus:

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's Reddit sympathy

'Whoa' is what you say to me

It's what you say to me

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