The Landlord Out Takes Immortal

Transcript of dialogue from “The Landlord Out Takes”


Will Ferrell: Okay. Ready?



Woman: (Voice) Ready.



Will Ferrell: Hello? Oh.



Title card: The Landlord



Pearl McKay: (Screams)



Title Card: The Out Takes



Will Ferrell: Pearlita. We’re going to play a game.



Woman: Put your arms down.



Will Ferrell: It’s going to be fun. Can stand still? Stand still.



Will Ferrell: And you’re going to say, where’s the rent?



Pearl McKay: (Unintelligible)



Will Ferrell: Hey Pearl.



Man: I’ll get back here.



Will Ferrell: Yeah, yeah. Yo’, yo’, where’s the rent?



Pearl McKay: Where’s the rent?



Will Ferrell: Where’s the rent?



Woman: Look at Daddy, look at Daddy. (Laughs)



Will Ferrell: Pearl.



Woman: Okay. Ready. Pearl, say, where’s the rent. (Laughs)



Pearl McKay: Rent.



Will Ferrell: Come here, Pearl.



Woman: You have to stand…



Man: Bad idea.



(Laughter)



Will Ferrell: Pearl, say, where’s the rent.



Woman: Okay, don’t move off of there, Pearl.



Will Ferrell: Hey, Pearl.



(Laughter)



Man: This is the action sequence.



Will Ferrell: Say I’m tired of this.



Pearl McKay: Oh baby. Mine.



Will Ferrell: Say, I’ve got bills to pay.



Pearl McKay: Ruff, ruff. Ruff. Mommy.



Woman: Say, hit the bricks.



Pearl McKay: Hit the ricks.



Will Ferrell: Say, you gotta hit the bricks.



Pearl McKay: Hit the bricks.



Woman: I work too hard. Say it to Daddy.



Pearl McKay: I work too hard.



Will Ferrell: Okay, can you say, you’ll be evicted?



Pearl McKay: You’ll be a big fish. (Laughs)



Woman: Say it one more time. Make Daddy laugh.



Pearl McKay: I’m funny.



Will Ferrell: (Laughs)



Woman: Okay.



Man: Alright, we got another one. We got another one.



Will Ferrell: Scream it to Drew. Say, you pay now.



Pearl McKay: You pay now.



Will Ferrell: Can we just work something out?



Pearl McKay: (Bangs rocks together)



Will Ferrell: Can I do some, like, can I do some labor for you?



Pearl McKay: You’re stupid.



Will Ferrell: Just be quiet?



Man: Pearl.



Will Ferrell: Say, I’m going to call the sheriff.



Woman: Pearl, say, I’m going to call the sheriff.



Will Ferrell: You say, look at me and say, I’m going to call the sheriff.



Pearl McKay: I’m gonna call the sheriff.



Will Ferrell: Hey, don’t do anything rash. Okay? We can work this out.



Woman: Pearl, say, I’ll put you on the streets.



Will Ferrell: Can you say, I’ll put you on the streets?



Pearl McKay: I put you on the streets.



Will Ferrell: Can you say, I need to get my drink on?



Pearl McKay: I’m gonna. Drink on.



Pearl McKay: Come, Mommy. Here, Mommy.



Song: “She’s the one that keeps the dream alive, from the morning.”