The Landlord Out Takes with Pearl and Will Ferrell
- May 14, 2007
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SketchTranscript of dialogue from “The Landlord Out Takes”
Will Ferrell: Okay. Ready?
Woman: (Voice) Ready.
Will Ferrell: Hello? Oh.
Title card: The Landlord
Pearl McKay: (Screams)
Title Card: The Out Takes
Will Ferrell: Pearlita. We’re going to play a game.
Woman: Put your arms down.
Will Ferrell: It’s going to be fun. Can stand still? Stand still.
Will Ferrell: And you’re going to say, where’s the rent?
Pearl McKay: (Unintelligible)
Will Ferrell: Hey Pearl.
Man: I’ll get back here.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, yeah. Yo’, yo’, where’s the rent?
Pearl McKay: Where’s the rent?
Will Ferrell: Where’s the rent?
Woman: Look at Daddy, look at Daddy. (Laughs)
Will Ferrell: Pearl.
Woman: Okay. Ready. Pearl, say, where’s the rent. (Laughs)
Pearl McKay: Rent.
Will Ferrell: Come here, Pearl.
Woman: You have to stand…
Man: Bad idea.
(Laughter)
Will Ferrell: Pearl, say, where’s the rent.
Woman: Okay, don’t move off of there, Pearl.
Will Ferrell: Hey, Pearl.
(Laughter)
Man: This is the action sequence.
Will Ferrell: Say I’m tired of this.
Pearl McKay: Oh baby. Mine.
Will Ferrell: Say, I’ve got bills to pay.
Pearl McKay: Ruff, ruff. Ruff. Mommy.
Woman: Say, hit the bricks.
Pearl McKay: Hit the ricks.
Will Ferrell: Say, you gotta hit the bricks.
Pearl McKay: Hit the bricks.
Woman: I work too hard. Say it to Daddy.
Pearl McKay: I work too hard.
Will Ferrell: Okay, can you say, you’ll be evicted?
Pearl McKay: You’ll be a big fish. (Laughs)
Woman: Say it one more time. Make Daddy laugh.
Pearl McKay: I’m funny.
Will Ferrell: (Laughs)
Woman: Okay.
Man: Alright, we got another one. We got another one.
Will Ferrell: Scream it to Drew. Say, you pay now.
Pearl McKay: You pay now.
Will Ferrell: Can we just work something out?
Pearl McKay: (Bangs rocks together)
Will Ferrell: Can I do some, like, can I do some labor for you?
Pearl McKay: You’re stupid.
Will Ferrell: Just be quiet?
Man: Pearl.
Will Ferrell: Say, I’m going to call the sheriff.
Woman: Pearl, say, I’m going to call the sheriff.
Will Ferrell: You say, look at me and say, I’m going to call the sheriff.
Pearl McKay: I’m gonna call the sheriff.
Will Ferrell: Hey, don’t do anything rash. Okay? We can work this out.
Woman: Pearl, say, I’ll put you on the streets.
Will Ferrell: Can you say, I’ll put you on the streets?
Pearl McKay: I put you on the streets.
Will Ferrell: Can you say, I need to get my drink on?
Pearl McKay: I’m gonna. Drink on.
Pearl McKay: Come, Mommy. Here, Mommy.
Song: “She’s the one that keeps the dream alive, from the morning.”