The Landlord Out Takes

Will Ferrell: Okay. Ready?

Woman: (Voice) Ready.

Will Ferrell: Hello? Oh.

Title card: The Landlord

Pearl McKay: (Screams)

Title Card: The Out Takes

Will Ferrell: Pearlita. We’re going to play a game.

Woman: Put your arms down.

Will Ferrell: It’s going to be fun. Can stand still? Stand still.

Will Ferrell: And you’re going to say, where’s the rent?

Pearl McKay: (Unintelligible)

Will Ferrell: Hey Pearl.

Man: I’ll get back here.

Will Ferrell: Yeah, yeah. Yo’, yo’, where’s the rent?

Pearl McKay: Where’s the rent?

Will Ferrell: Where’s the rent?

Woman: Look at Daddy, look at Daddy. (Laughs)

Will Ferrell: Pearl.

Woman: Okay. Ready. Pearl, say, where’s the rent. (Laughs)

Pearl McKay: Rent.

Will Ferrell: Come here, Pearl.

Woman: You have to stand…

Man: Bad idea.

(Laughter)

Will Ferrell: Pearl, say, where’s the rent.

Woman: Okay, don’t move off of there, Pearl.

Will Ferrell: Hey, Pearl.

(Laughter)

Man: This is the action sequence.

Will Ferrell: Say I’m tired of this.

Pearl McKay: Oh baby. Mine.

Will Ferrell: Say, I’ve got bills to pay.

Pearl McKay: Ruff, ruff. Ruff. Mommy.

Woman: Say, hit the bricks.

Pearl McKay: Hit the ricks.

Will Ferrell: Say, you gotta hit the bricks.

Pearl McKay: Hit the bricks.

Woman: I work too hard. Say it to Daddy.

Pearl McKay: I work too hard.

Will Ferrell: Okay, can you say, you’ll be evicted?

Pearl McKay: You’ll be a big fish. (Laughs)

Woman: Say it one more time. Make Daddy laugh.

Pearl McKay: I’m funny.

Will Ferrell: (Laughs)

Woman: Okay.

Man: Alright, we got another one. We got another one.

Will Ferrell: Scream it to Drew. Say, you pay now.

Pearl McKay: You pay now.

Will Ferrell: Can we just work something out?

Pearl McKay: (Bangs rocks together)

Will Ferrell: Can I do some, like, can I do some labor for you?

Pearl McKay: You’re stupid.

Will Ferrell: Just be quiet?

Man: Pearl.

Will Ferrell: Say, I’m going to call the sheriff.

Woman: Pearl, say, I’m going to call the sheriff.

Will Ferrell: You say, look at me and say, I’m going to call the sheriff.

Pearl McKay: I’m gonna call the sheriff.

Will Ferrell: Hey, don’t do anything rash. Okay? We can work this out.

Woman: Pearl, say, I’ll put you on the streets.

Will Ferrell: Can you say, I’ll put you on the streets?

Pearl McKay: I put you on the streets.

Will Ferrell: Can you say, I need to get my drink on?

Pearl McKay: I’m gonna. Drink on.

Pearl McKay: Come, Mommy. Here, Mommy.

Song: “She’s the one that keeps the dream alive, from the morning.”