The Wire: The Musical with Michael Kenneth Williams
Michael Kenneth Williams stars alongside Sonja Sohn, Larry Gillard Jr., Andre Royo & Felicia "Snoop" Pearson from The Wire in The Wire: The Musical where they will allow... more »
Michael Kenneth Williams stars alongside Sonja Sohn, Larry Gillard Jr., Andre Royo & Felicia "Snoop" Pearson from The Wire in The Wire: The Musical where they will allow you to experience America's failing drug war through the magic of song! « less
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Actor/Producer
Michael Kenneth Williams
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Sonja Sohn
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Andre Royo
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Larry Gilliard Jr
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Felicia Pearson
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Faizon Love
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Director/Editor/Writer
PatB
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Director/Editor
Matt and Oz
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Composer
Isaac Laskin
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Producer
Betsy Koch
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Producer
Michael Kimbrew
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Producer
FreeDome
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Executive Producer
Funny Or Die
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Actor
Joe Hartzler
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Dave Theune
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Ben Parks
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Choreographer
Kathryn Burns
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Production Design
Ellie del Campo
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Production Design
Martin C Vallejo
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Makeup/Hair
Kat Bardot
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Sound
BoTown Sound
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FODfm
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MattMazany
Additional Credits:
Starring: Michael Kenneth Williams, Sonja Sohn, Andre Royo, Larry Gilliard Jr, Felicia Pearson
Featuring: Faizon Love
Also featuring: Joe Hartzler, Will McLaughlin, David Theune, Dallas Martin, Stephanie Carrie, Ben Parks
Directed/Edited by: Pat Bishop, Oz Rodriguez, Matt VillinesWritten by: Pat Bishop
Producers: Betsy Koch
Associate Producer: Matt Mazany, Music and Lyrics: David Richman, Isaac Laskin, Matt Fogel
Choreographer: Kathryn Burns
Studio Engineer: Dan Petel
Dancers: Kathryn Burns, Marcos Perez, Jason Thomas, Dave Birr, Shaunte Edmond, Jason Williams
Singers: Stephanie Carrie, Ben Parks, Dick Beck, Nikki Olivia, Alex Mendoza, Kevin Kim
1st AD: Caitlin Smith
2nd AD: Luis Sanchez
Director of Photography: Kevin Atkinson
Camera Operators: Jay Guffey, Josh Fritts, Brad Grimmet
Camera Assistant: Jordon Lee
Gaffer: Oswalt Colunga
Best Boy Electric: Carlos Mauricio
Key Grip: Armando Colunga
Production Designers: Martin Vallejo, Ellie Del Campo
Art Director: John Roberson
Candy Lopez: Prop Master
Art PA: Andrea Martinez
Wardrobe Stylist: Jacquelyn Moran
Wardrobe Assist: Jacquelyn Make Up/Hair: Kat Bardot & Derrick Kollock
Make up/Hair Assist: Kathleen PardoSound Mixer: Bo Sundberg
Playback: Bo Sundberg
On Set Recording: Ryan Knouf BTS Photos: Mandee Johnson
Playbill Illustration: Michael Jasorka
PA: Andrew Grissom, Anthony Knassas, Saba Zerehi, Derrick Bazemore
Special Thanks to: Matt Goldman and Michael Kimbrew
Starring: Michael Kenneth Williams, Sonja Sohn, Andre Royo, Larry Gilliard Jr, Felicia Pearson
Featuring: Faizon Love
Also featuring: Joe Hartzler, Will McLaughlin, David Theune, Dallas Martin, Stephanie Carrie, Ben Parks
Directed/Edited by: Pat Bishop, Oz Rodriguez, Matt VillinesWritten by: Pat Bishop
Producers: Betsy Koch
Associate Producer: Matt Mazany, Music and Lyrics: David Richman, Isaac Laskin, Matt Fogel
Choreographer: Kathryn Burns
Studio Engineer: Dan Petel
Dancers: Kathryn Burns, Marcos Perez, Jason Thomas, Dave Birr, Shaunte Edmond, Jason Williams
Singers: Stephanie Carrie, Ben Parks, Dick Beck, Nikki Olivia, Alex Mendoza, Kevin Kim
1st AD: Caitlin Smith
2nd AD: Luis Sanchez
Director of Photography: Kevin Atkinson
Camera Operators: Jay Guffey, Josh Fritts, Brad Grimmet
Camera Assistant: Jordon Lee
Gaffer: Oswalt Colunga
Best Boy Electric: Carlos Mauricio
Key Grip: Armando Colunga
Production Designers: Martin Vallejo, Ellie Del Campo
Art Director: John Roberson
Candy Lopez: Prop Master
Art PA: Andrea Martinez
Wardrobe Stylist: Jacquelyn Moran
Wardrobe Assist: Jacquelyn Make Up/Hair: Kat Bardot & Derrick Kollock
Make up/Hair Assist: Kathleen PardoSound Mixer: Bo Sundberg
Playback: Bo Sundberg
On Set Recording: Ryan Knouf BTS Photos: Mandee Johnson
Playbill Illustration: Michael Jasorka
PA: Andrew Grissom, Anthony Knassas, Saba Zerehi, Derrick Bazemore
Special Thanks to: Matt Goldman and Michael Kimbrew
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Michael Kenneth Williams stars alongside Sonja Sohn, Larry Gillard Jr., Andre Royo & Felicia "Snoop" Pearson from The Wire in The Wire: The Musical where they will allow you to experience America's failing drug war through the magic of song!
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<v Announcer> America's war on drugs has failed. Baltimore has been torn apart by drug-related violence. But now, the violence is spreading. Spreading. To the Player's Theatre! This summer in The Wire: The Musical!
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<v Larry Gilliard Jr.> WMD's right chere, right chere. WMD's.
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<v Felicia Pearson> Omar comin'!
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<v Announcer> Michael Kenneth Williams reprises his role as Omar.
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<v Dallas Martin> Omar's comin'
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<v Larry Gilliard Jr.> Omar's comin'.
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<v Cast Members> Omar's comin'. Omar's coming. Omar's coming!
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<v Michael Kenneth Williams> [Singing] When Omar go a huntin' all the slingers shout my name. They ask me Omar how are you surviving this game? You gotta whistle, babe. Before the shotty goes boom.
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<v Audience> [Laughter]
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[Whistling] [Clapping]
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<v Cast Members> Omar!
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<v Announcer> Featuring many of your favorite cast members, and some fresh faces.
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<v Dave Theune> He's a bastard.
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<v Felicia Pearson> He's my partner.
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<v Policeman One> Real police.
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<v Policeman Two> Absentee father.
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<v Joe Hartzler> [Singing] I'm McNolte! Screwing Ronnie when I'm drunk, solving homicides with bunk.
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<v Cast Members> [Singing] Jimmy McNolte!
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<v Sonja Sohn> You're a real piece of work, McNolte.
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<v Joe Hartzler> What the frick did I do?
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<v Announcer> It's a family-friendly show. You'll see all your favorite characters. Like Bubbles!
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<v Cast Members> [Singing] Come on Bubs!
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<v Stephanie Carrie> [Singing] Come on Bubs!
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<v Cast Members> [Singing] Stop doin' drugs!
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<v Stephanie Carrie> [Singing] Stop doin' drugs!
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<v Andre Royo> [Singing] My name's Bubs.
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<v Stephanie Carrie> [Singing] His name's Bubs.
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<v Andre Royo> [Singing] I sniff the drugs.
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<v Stephanie Carrie> [Singing] He sniffs the drugs!
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<v Andre Royo> [Singing] I gotta talk about surviving, get that power high above! Come on Bubs! Stop doing, Bubs, stop doin' Bubs, stop doin' drugs!
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<v Announcer> D'Angelo Farksdale.
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<v Larry Gilliard Jr.> Why you all playing checkers on a chess set?
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<v Chess Player One> 'Cause we don't understand chess.
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<v Chess Player Two> It doesn't relate to our lives.
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<v Larry Gilliard Jr.> But don't you see? [Singing] Chess is a metaphor for drug deals. Avon is the king and we're the pawns. But the game don't change and the king will stay the king, while you and I will soon be dead and gone.
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<v Announcer> You'll see Snoop as you've never seen her before.
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<v Felicia Pearson> Man, this some Cinderella bull [beep] man!
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<v Announcer> And Faizon Love as Stringer Bell.
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<v Female Cast Members> [Singing] Ah. Stringer. Bell.
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<v Faizon Love> I hate forty degree days.
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<v Announcer> Experience The Wire's realistic portrayal of America's decaying inner cities through the magic of song.
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<v Dallas Martin> [Singing] I'm just a burner. They can't trace me. Use me for drug deals then replace me.
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<v Audience> Aww!
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<v Ben Parks> [Singing] Mister Yedahara a parasite leeching off the drug game.
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<v Michael Kenneth Williams> [Singing] Well you and I is exactly the same.
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<v Ben Parks> [Singing] Excuse me, what?!
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<v Michael Kenneth Williams> [Singing] You heard me, you disgrace. I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase.
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<v Announcer> You'll have the catchy songs stuck in your head all week.
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<v Cast Members> [Singing] There are complex problems inherited in the bureaucratic institutions of the state. But, there's no one to blame. It's a vast array of personal interest that conflicted the way our minds view the overall system.
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<v Announcer> You'll experience all five seasons of one of television's densest shows in ninety minutes of musical magic.
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<v Michael Kenneth Williams> I finally understand. The cops. The slingers. We're all the same. As we go through life, we all walk along. The wire!
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<v Stephanie Carrie> It's all in the game, but how long must we play?
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<v Announcer> The New York Times writes I'm pretty sure David Simon doesn't know they're doing this. But if he did, he'd love it!
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<v Andre Royo> I need to hit it.
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<v Michael Kenneth Williams> Ya'll come on down to the Player's Theatre, or Omar gonna come to your house and put some lead in you.That's Fridays and Saturdays, and Sunday matinee.
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<v Announcer> The Wire: The Musical. Tickets on sale now.
More by Michael Kenneth Williams, Sonja Sohn, Andre Royo, Larry G...
- Funny!
- Classic
- HOW IS THIS REAL
- Powerful stuff, now I understand why people say it's the greatest TV show of all time.
- I will give anything for this to be a real musical.
- Niggas got Faizon Love as Stringer Bell LMAO
- Good work
- "As we go through life...we all walk along... THE WIRE." LOL.
- Quality!
- Funny shit yo
- As the fan this was hilarious. And I always knew snoop would look good in a dress
- I would pay any amount to see this on opening day if it existed.
- I hate 40 degree days LMFAO!!
- This is amazing.
- This might be the greatest thing I've seen...
- Possibly the only musical I would ever go to see... Kari Mackey Beth Plachta Tom Opdyke
- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww
- The New York Times says: "I'm pretty sure David Simon doesn't know they're doing this, but if he did, he'd love it!"
- Bravo!
- OUTSTANDING!!!
- I wish this was for real!
- holy shit. hahahahah
- I appreciate the joke, but you know DAMN well we'd never go see this if it were real! I almost wish I hadn't seen this video because I will think about it when I re-watch "The Wire" again. Aaaaaaahhh! Oh well. It's all in the game, yo!
- I happen to be re-watching the 5 seasons right now. (I do that once a year with the wire and The Sopranos). Omar, definitely my favorite character (stringer coming in a close second place). The scene where Omar and Brother Mouzone face each other in an alley, is probably the best written piece of television I've ever seen. Here's the scene if you'd like a reminder of why you loved this show so much. Obvious spoiler alert:
- They should've had a song sung by Rawls singing "Here's two for you McNulty"
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