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The video opens with a shot of an Italian style building, complete with columns. There is white text overlaid on the image that reads:
Cooking Class
Rome, Italy
Announcer (voiceover): We went to Italy and had culinary students critique the chef’s lasagna…
The shot cuts into the building and a kitchen is shown. Students in white aprons surround a counter and there is cooking taking place.
Announcer: … but it was actually delivered by Pizza Hut.
One of the student walks away from the counter and approaches an oven. He opens the oven and pretends to pull a pan out of the oven. On the other side of the “oven” a man wearing a Pizza Hut uniform is shown handing a pan through the “oven” to the student. The shot cuts to the students holding plates and sampling the “chef’s” lasagna.
Male Student #1 speaks in Italian and the subtitle reads - Who pissed in the lasagna?
Male Student #2 speaks in Italian and the subtitle reads - This tastes like dick.
Female Student #1 speaks in Italian and the subtitle reads - This food erases the good memories of my mother’s cooking.
Male Student #3 speaks in Italian and the subtitle reads - This is actually lasagna from Pizza Hut.
The man in the Pizza Hut uniform enters the rooms, smiles and waves to the cooking students.
Pizza Hut Employee - Hey guys!
He picks up a box that reads Pizza Hut on the side. The culinary students pretend to smile and speak in Italian. The subtitle reads - Motherfucker! The students throw their hands up in the air and continue speaking. The subtitles read - No wonder it tasted like horseshit! The subtitles shift to read - Death to America! The students then begin clapping. The shot cuts to an image of a slice of lasagna being lifted from a pan. The Pizza Hut logo appears with the words NEW TUSCANI LASAGNA beneath it.
Announcer (voiceover) - New Tuscani lasagna from Pizza Hut! Over three pounds of lasagna feeds four for just $14.95 with breadsticks.
The shot cuts back to the Pizza Hut logo with the words NOW YOU’RE EATING beneath it.
Announcer (voiceover) - Now you’re eating.
Patience is a virtue...
41 comments
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it's true!
lol, that's messed up
hahahahahaha
Four pounds of funny horseshit!
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that 3 POUNDS of food is only supposed to feed 4 people according to "The Hut"?
As Bill Simmons says, just another way to make America fat!
Pizza Hut IS a parody of Italian Food.
damn. anybody want to order some pizza hut? mmmm. my crowd had flavor the other day: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fcd10aa74c/kent-roberts-heckler-hell
Muuuuch better than the real commercials.
I knew pizza hut was full of bad translators!
--Riboflavin