I originally wrote this short back in 1997. It's a bit long, but I know... more »
I originally wrote this short back in 1997. It's a bit long, but I know FunnyorDie viewers don't have ADD. This was one of the sketches that helped me get an interview at MadTV. Unfortunately, I did not get the gig. After several unsuccessful bouts at suicide, I attempted to make the sketch with Max McCloud in 2006. The sound and editing is a little funky, but that just adds a David Lynch quality to the short - Right? Work with me, people!!!
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