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Justin Bieber, Jennette McCurdy, Haley Joel Osment, Craig Healy, and other humans talk about that stuff people are always feeling: emotions!
Published May 14, 2014 120k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Justin Bieber, Jennette McCurdy, Haley Joel Osment, Craig Healy, Chris Smith, Cassie Scerbo, Tara Holt, Xosha Roquemore, Echo Kellum and Mike Mitchell
Writer/Director: Jack Allison and Dan Klein
Producer: Katy Walker
DP: Berenice Eveno and Christina Dunlap
Gaffer: Sevdije Kastrati and Robert Edgecomb
Production Designer: Tricia Robertson
HMU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
PA: Megan Kelly
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Published May 14, 2014

From the makers of Girl Code, and Guy
Code, it's Human Code.
> If other animals could talk, I'd be all
like, shut up
dude, I don't care that you gotta poop or
whatever, talking's for humans.
> Up next, they're like emoticons, but in
real life, they're called emotions.
> I mean, you get to feel happy, you get
to feel sad, emotions are dope.
> Your brain has got all these chemicals,
and it like mixes them up like a
> It makes you know how to feel stuff.
> Yeah.
> So I get mad happy when good stuff
happens, otherwise, I can get sad, though.
> Sometimes you can't control your
emotions, it's confusing.
It's like, so who's in control, [LAUGH], I
don't like this.
> Things would be way easier if our
weren't so complicated, but also, a lot
more meaningless.
> It's bigger and stronger than you'll
ever be no, not a bear, it's society.
> Society is like this weird invisible
thing that we all live inside of.
You don't got a choice, I wish I had a
> Sometimes people want society to
But those people are usually looked at as
crazy or dangerous, even though they might
be right.
> Society is like playing pretend, but
every day and for real.
> Other animals don't get to have stuff
money, cuz they don't need it only we do.
> I don't know who made society, it's
like old people or dead people or
> Or rich people?
> Dude, money's kinda [BLEEP] 'ed up
because it can make people poor, and
how's that even possible for someone's
to be worth more than someone else's life.
> I don't really like thinking about how,
things came to be and why things are.
> I don't know man.
> Just go be a person.
> Please don't make me say Human Code