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Episode 14: Zach Galifianakis sits down with Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway,... more »
Published February 11, 2013 6.4m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Naomi Watts, Christoph Waltz, Anne Hathaway & Amy Adams
Also Featuring Misty Monroe
Executive Producers: Mike Farah, Scott Aukerman & BJ Porter
Producers - Anna Wenger, Betsy Koch & Michelle Fox
Production Coordinator - Lisa Lumar
Cinematographer / Editor - Brian Lane
Gaffer / Camera Operator - Kevin Stewart
Sound - Fredrik Wahlstedt
Hair/MU - Sally Wang
Still Photographer - Mandee Johnson
Production Design - Ellie Del Campo, Candy Lopez
PA - Rogelio Sanchez
DIT - William Maxwell
Special Thanks to the Academy

[Music Playing]

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns. I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": This is a Oscar edition of Between Two Ferns.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": A special Oscar insight to Oscar nominees, and all of their Oscar buzz-ness around them.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": My first guest is Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer, thank you.

jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": Thank you.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I got a beef to pick with your co-star Bradley Cooper,

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Because he had told me that in real life that you were a...

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I wrote it down, let me make sure I get it right...ugly.

jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": Wow.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": And, I gotta be honest. I don't know what he's talking about unless he was just joking with me. You're really good looking.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": So, you played in a movie called The Hunger Games.

jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": Yeah, isn't that your life story? [Laughs]

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You shouldn't say that. That's off-putting.

jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": You should be off-putting.

jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": 'Cause you're fat.

jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": You shouldn't eat any more pudding.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Yeah! Yeah. When you take on a project like Silver Linings Playbook,

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": What draws you into that character? What spoke to you?

jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": Well, I think Tiffany taught...

I love that she taught me a lot about...about.

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jennifer="Jennifer" lawrence="Lawrence": Is this...are you playing me off right now? Are you seriously playing me? Oh my God. Oh my God.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": In the Oscar tradition. Good luck.

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": Hi, Zach.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Oh, hi.


naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": Hi.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Welcome.

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": It's nice to meet you.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": This is, nice to meet you, this is Naomi Watts.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You're from Australia, and I hear, I read that the toilets work backwards.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Did you know that? Have you read about that? Like it, well, I guess for you it's backwards here, but backwards for us in Australia.

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": Yeah, apparently...

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Does that mean that the feces goes back into your, into your rectum? How does that work?

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": No, it's not, it's not, no, it doesn't do that.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": When you're like, in a movie, do they...

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Do they shrink you down so you can fit into the camera? Like, how does that work?

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": Um, yeah. No, I've been shrunk too many times.

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": I have to stop working for a while.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Are there side-effects?

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": Just diarrhea.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Okay.

[Music Playing]

naomi="Naomi" watts="Watts": Thank you.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Mister Waltz. Thanks for joining us.

christof="Christof" waltz="Waltz": Hello. Thank you for inviting me.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Christof Waltz is here from Django Unchained.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I got your text about not bringing up your Mein Kampf tattoo. So, I won't.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Have you ever thought about changing your name to Christof breakdance?

christof="Christof" waltz="Waltz": I have, but it doesn't really make sense.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": What is your preparation to get ready for a part?

christof="Christof" waltz="Waltz": That's none of your business to tell you the truth, because I think...

[Crosstalk]

christof="Christof" waltz="Waltz": ...wouldn't dare to tell you how they do their magic tricks.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You say the N word more in Django Unchained, or more in real life?

christof="Christof" waltz="Waltz": More in real life.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Uh, I think that's it.

[Music Playing]

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": There you go. Misty will take you.

misty="Misty": Right this way, sir.

christof="Christof" waltz="Waltz": Where have you been? Thank you.

misty="Misty": You are pleasant!

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Please.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": Hi.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Hey.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": Mmmm! I missed you!

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Yeah. You can sit on this other chair. You can sit on the other...

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": So, you're funny.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Yeah.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": You're really funny.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Right.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": I like you. [Giggles]

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Thanks, Anne.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": Sorry.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Thanks. Thanks, Anne. So, how much did you have to drink today?

anne="Anne" hathway="Hathway": No I...I didn't. You don't know that. You can't prove it.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": To be honest with you, I smelled it on you when you bent over.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": No, that's my perfume. It's...it's...it's...not...that. At all.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Is your perfume Ketel One?

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": [Singing] Sucks to be you right now!

[Music Playing]

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": [Singing] What goes around comes back around. Hey, my baby.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": Ow, ow, ow. What the? What?

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": My bags busted.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Thanks. Thanks, Anne.

anne="Anne" hathaway="Hathaway": What? I'm...you're busted!

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": Hi.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Hello.

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": How are you doing?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Good, thanks. Amy Adams is here, everybody.

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": Hi.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You have red hair, and...

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": Yes, I do. I do. Guess what they used to call me in high school?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Cinnamon muff.

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": No, they didn't call me cinnamon muff.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": What did they call you? Fire crotch?

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": No. Strawberry shortcake. A small child's doll.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You know, I find you to be a wonderful actress.

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": Thank you.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Can I give you an acting challenge?

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": Okay.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I'm gonna show you a line,

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": And then I'm hoping that you could do it with as much weight and gravity to it as possible.

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": Okay.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": It's a pretty serious line.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I'll say action.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Action.

amy="Amy" adams="Adams": Don't you ever fart on my tits again.

[Music Playing]

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