Episode 14: Zach Galifianakis sits down with Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway,... more »

Full Credits

Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Naomi Watts, Christoph Waltz, Anne Hathaway & Amy Adams
Also Featuring Misty Monroe
Executive Producers: Mike Farah, Scott Aukerman & BJ Porter
Producers - Anna Wenger, Betsy Koch & Michelle Fox
Production Coordinator - Lisa Lumar
Cinematographer / Editor - Brian Lane
Gaffer / Camera Operator - Kevin Stewart
Sound - Fredrik Wahlstedt
Hair/MU - Sally Wang
Still Photographer - Mandee Johnson
Production Design - Ellie Del Campo, Candy Lopez
PA - Rogelio Sanchez
DIT - William Maxwell
Special Thanks to the Academy


[Music Playing]
Zach Galifianakis: Welcome to another edition of Between Two
Ferns. I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.
Zach Galifianakis: This is a Oscar edition of
Between Two Ferns.
Zach Galifianakis: A special Oscar insight to Oscar nominees,
and all of their Oscar buzz-ness around them.
Zach Galifianakis: My first guest is Jennifer Lawrence.
Jennifer, thank you.
Jennifer Lawrence: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: I got a beef to pick with your
co-star Bradley Cooper,
Zach Galifianakis: Because he had told me that in
real life that you were a...
Zach Galifianakis: I wrote it down, let me make sure
I get it right...ugly.
Jennifer Lawrence: Wow.
Zach Galifianakis: And, I gotta be honest. I don't know what he's
talking about unless he was just joking with me.
You're really good looking.
Zach Galifianakis: So, you played in a movie
called The Hunger Games.
Jennifer Lawrence: Yeah, isn't that your
life story? [Laughs]
Zach Galifianakis: You shouldn't say that.
That's off-putting.
Jennifer Lawrence: You should be off-putting.
Jennifer Lawrence: 'Cause you're fat.
Jennifer Lawrence: You shouldn't eat any more pudding.
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah! Yeah. When you take on a project like
Silver Linings Playbook,
Zach Galifianakis: What draws you into that character?
What spoke to you?
Jennifer Lawrence: Well, I think Tiffany taught...
Jennifer Lawrence: I love that she taught me a lot about...about.
[Click] [Music Playing]
Jennifer Lawrence: Is this...are you playing me off right now?
Are you seriously playing me? Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Zach Galifianakis: In the Oscar tradition. Good luck.
Naomi Watts: Hi, Zach.
Zach Galifianakis: Oh, hi.
Naomi Watts: Hi.
Zach Galifianakis: Welcome.
Naomi Watts: It's nice to meet you.
Zach Galifianakis: This is, nice to meet you,
this is Naomi Watts.
Zach Galifianakis: You're from Australia, and I hear, I read
that the toilets work backwards.
Zach Galifianakis: Did you know that? Have you read about that?
Like it, well, I guess for you it's backwards here,
but backwards for us in Australia.
Naomi Watts: Yeah, apparently...
Zach Galifianakis: Does that mean that the feces goes back into
your, into your rectum? How does that work?
Naomi Watts: No, it's not, it's not, no,
it doesn't do that.
Zach Galifianakis: When you're like, in a
movie, do they...
Zach Galifianakis: Do they shrink you down so you can fit into
the camera? Like, how does that work?
Naomi Watts: Um, yeah. No, I've been shrunk
too many times.
Naomi Watts: I have to stop working for a while.
Zach Galifianakis: Are there side-effects?
Naomi Watts: Just diarrhea.
Zach Galifianakis: Okay.
[Music Playing]
Naomi Watts: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: Mister Waltz.
Thanks for joining us.
Christof Waltz: Hello. Thank you for inviting me.
Zach Galifianakis: Christof Waltz is here from
Django Unchained.
Zach Galifianakis: I got your text about not bringing up
your Mein Kampf tattoo. So, I won't.
Zach Galifianakis: Have you ever thought about changing
your name to Christof breakdance?
Christof Waltz: I have, but it doesn't
really make sense.
Zach Galifianakis: What is your preparation to
get ready for a part?
Christof Waltz: That's none of your business to tell
you the truth, because I think...
Christof Waltz: ...wouldn't dare to tell you how
they do their magic tricks.
Zach Galifianakis: You say the N word more in
Django Unchained, or more in real life?
Christof Waltz: More in real life.
Zach Galifianakis: Uh, I think that's it.
[Music Playing]
Zach Galifianakis: There you go. Misty will take you.
misty="Misty": Right this way, sir.
Christof Waltz: Where have you been? Thank you.
misty="Misty": You are pleasant!
Zach Galifianakis: Please.
Anne Hathaway: Hi.
Zach Galifianakis: Hey.
Anne Hathaway: Mmmm! I missed you!
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah. You can sit on this other chair.
You can sit on the other...
Anne Hathaway: So, you're funny.
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah.
Anne Hathaway: You're really funny.
Zach Galifianakis: Right.
Anne Hathaway: I like you. [Giggles]
Zach Galifianakis: Thanks, Anne.
Anne Hathaway: Sorry.
Zach Galifianakis: Thanks. Thanks, Anne. So, how much
did you have to drink today?
Anne Hathaway: No I...I didn't. You don't know that.
You can't prove it.
Zach Galifianakis: To be honest with you, I smelled it
on you when you bent over.
Anne Hathaway: No, that's my perfume.
It's...it's...it's...not...that. At all.
Zach Galifianakis: Is your perfume Ketel One?
Anne Hathaway: [Singing] Sucks to be you right now!
[Music Playing]
Anne Hathaway: [Singing] What goes around comes
back around. Hey, my baby.
Anne Hathaway: Ow, ow, ow. What the? What?
Anne Hathaway: My bags busted.
Zach Galifianakis: Thanks. Thanks, Anne.
Anne Hathaway: What? I'm...you're busted!
Amy Adams: Hi.
Zach Galifianakis: Hello.
Amy Adams: How are you doing?
Zach Galifianakis: Good, thanks. Amy Adams is
here, everybody.
Amy Adams: Hi.
Zach Galifianakis: You have red hair, and...
Amy Adams: Yes, I do. I do. Guess what they
used to call me in high school?
Zach Galifianakis: Cinnamon muff.
Amy Adams: No, they didn't call
me cinnamon muff.
Zach Galifianakis: What did they call you?
Fire crotch?
Amy Adams: No. Strawberry shortcake.
A small child's doll.
Zach Galifianakis: You know, I find you to be a
wonderful actress.
Amy Adams: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: Can I give you an acting challenge?
Amy Adams: Okay.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm gonna show you a line,
Zach Galifianakis: And then I'm hoping that you could do it with as
much weight and gravity to it as possible.
Amy Adams: Okay.
Zach Galifianakis: It's a pretty serious line.
Zach Galifianakis: I'll say action.
Zach Galifianakis: Action.
Amy Adams: Don't you ever fart on my tits again.
[Music Playing]