- [Narrator] Hello everybody and welcome
to Funny or Die's Guide to Darts.
That's right, there's a professional
league for darts players.
BBC America asked us to make some videos about the sport,
and we said, "Sure, we'll do it under one condition,
(can opens) "that we get to be as hammered
"as the people in the arena when we make them."
And when I say arena, I mean arena.
I mean I guess you could try to convince me that this
is just a really huge dive bar, but if that's true,
why isn't Don't Stop Believing playing on repeat?
One thing it does have in common with a dive bar though
is that it's full of boozy bros falling all over each other
to watch two athletes, and I use that term very loosely,
throw sharp, metal toothpicks at a felt-covered circle.
And speaking of our athletes,
that's not the owner of your local pawn shop,
that's one of our professional darts players.
And that's not your friend, Mickey's dad,
who coached your little league team.
That is another one of our professional darts players.
Move over Lebron James, my new favorite athlete is this guy,
the very definition of attainable levels of athleticism.
Also, pause, there's the ref, or announcer,
or maybe he's just a drunk little alien with a microphone.
But what's important is, look at how close
he is to the board!
The balls on this guy are unimaginable.
The idea that this even exists is insane,
but these guys are the best darts players I have ever seen.
Boom, boom, boom.
Hang on, can we rewind?
Needless to say, at first, we were very skeptical,
but after like five minutes of watching darts,
we were convinced it deserves your attention.
(announcer unintelligible on loud speaker)
- [Narrator] Oh look, it's a different
drunk little alien with a microphone.