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Published: March 18, 2014

[hip-hop music]
♪ You know ♪
♪ It's a lot of great
actors out there in the world ♪
♪ Vince Vaughn comes to mind ♪
♪ David Duchovny ♪
♪ But there's only one
man you can call the greatest ♪
♪ Back to back
Academy Awards ♪
♪ Four Golden Globes ♪
♪ And when it
comes to this rap shit ♪
♪ Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ In a league of my own
Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
I think I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Meg Ryan on my phone
Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
Hanks, Hanks ♪
♪ Got that Nora Ephron
white and that bomb dank ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
I think I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Big money motherfucker
boy I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ I'm Tom Hanks
and you're not Hanks ♪
♪ How the fuck you
gon' stop Hanks ♪
♪ 8.5 billion at the
box office that's top rank ♪
♪ My band of
brothers got bands ♪
♪ We in the club and we flexin' ♪
♪ Make a movie with your bitch
Steven Spiel-Robert Zemeckis ♪
♪ Boy I'm Hanks'd up, double cup,
higher than Jim Lovell was ♪
♪ I eat so many fuckin' shrimp ♪
♪ I'm a VIP at the Bubba Gump
♪ My money long,
that's the green mile ♪
♪ My pockets ready to blow ♪
♪ My weed extremely loud
Your girl incredibly close ♪
♪ Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ World in my pocket ♪
♪ Your life's a bag of shit,
my life is like a box of chocolates ♪
♪ Yeah I got a woody,
yeah I hang with Barbies ♪
♪ Yeah I live my whole
life like it's a bachelor party ♪
♪ My girl stay wet, got the
movie Splash in her cooch ♪
♪ My bitch a head turner,
your bitch just look like Hooch ♪
♪ Sally Field my sidepiece,
Meg Ryan my boo thang ♪
♪ I'm with Colin, I'm with Chet ♪
♪ So you know that
I be rolling with 2 Hankz ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ In a league of my own
Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
I think I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Meg Ryan on my phone,
bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks, Hanks, Hanks ♪
♪ Got that Nora Ephron white,
and that bomb dank ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
I think I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Bitch I smell like the bank,
call me Tom Hanks ♪
♪ You bitches got mail ♪
♪ It's a large package ♪
♪ Kush got me in the clouds,
I need a cloud atlas ♪
♪ Got two bitches,
that's my bosom buddies ♪
♪ I'm ballin' like
Wilson on all you herbs ♪
♪ My cocaine got em
sleepless from Seattle
to the fuckin' burbs ♪
♪ Houston we got
a problem, Hanks ♪
♪ Blowin up Vietnam Hanks ♪
♪ My flow is sicker than
Andrew Beckett, y'all motherfuckers
make me vom, Hanks ♪
♪ My dick big,
like the movie was ♪
♪ I'm in the money pit,
but this ain't no movie cuzz ♪
♪ Catch me if you can,
driving fast and sipping Henny ♪
♪ Middle finger to the marshall,
no disrespect to Penny ♪
♪ But we don't associate
with cops, no not any ♪
♪ Just the facts, fuck a Joe Friday,
hit him with that semi ♪
♪ Got a private jet at
the terminal, call me Cast Away
on my private island ♪
♪ Don't love these hoes,
won't save these hoes ♪
♪ Who you think you is,
bitch, Private Ryan ♪
♪ Larry crown me,
King of Diamonds ♪
♪ I'm trying to see
you twerk it, boo ♪
♪ Drop that ass,
make it clap ♪
♪ Ooh, do that
thing you do ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ In a league of my own
Bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
I think I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Meg Ryan on my phone,
bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks, Hanks, Hanks ♪
♪ G-Got that Nora Ephron
white and that bomb dank ♪
♪ Hanks, Hanks
I think I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ Suck my motherfucking dick,
bitch I'm Tom Hanks ♪
♪ ♪

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