Jerry O'Connell in the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see!
Jerry O'Connell gives valuable insight on acting, the writer's strike, and um . . .
Starting Sept 10th on FOX watch him every Wednesday 9:30 PM in his new show Do Not Disturb. All new episodes!
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directed by Jerry Minor
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directed by Jerry Minor
starring Jerry O'Connell
edited by Ryan Case
music by Marc Hickox
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Jerry O'Connell gives valuable insight on acting, the writer's strike, and um . . .
Starting Sept 10th on FOX watch him every Wednesday 9:30 PM in his new show Do Not Disturb. All new episodes!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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Jerry O’Connell is dressed in a black outfit, with his hair styled and
stubble grown in, to resemble Tom Cruise as he appeared in an interview
about Scientology. The room Jerry O’Connell is in is also set up to
look like the room Tom Cruise was interviewed in.
Jerry O’Connell: It is an honor to be an actor. It’s a privilege to be
an actor. You can just know that someone is an actor just by looking at
he or she because actors are usually not working.
There is a sound like a camera click and a yellow “flash” to indicate a break, as though a new question was being answered.
Jerry O’Connell: It is a privilege to be an actor because you know that you really are of no help to anyone.
Jerry O’Connell: Ha ha ha ha. (Manic laughter.)
Jerry O’Connell: I wish I could go on vacation. I wish I could just go
and romp, like everyone else. But I can’t, right now, because I am
broke.
Jerry O’Connell: For me, it’s all about KFC. It’s just good chicken.
PYT: pretty young thing. WAYATW: Why are you acting this way?
Jerry O’Connell: Ha ha ha. (More manic laughter and hand clapping.)
Jerry O’Connell: As an actor, when you drive past an accident and you
see it, don’t do anything, because you don’t want to be involved with
insurance and any sort of litigation.
Jerry O’Connell: The rabbit walks over to this tree and sees that
there’s all this fruit on it and is going to go eat one of the apples.
And then, what happens is, the elephant comes over and goes, “Hey, Mr.
Rabbit, don’t eat those apples.”
Jerry O’Connell: I’ve traveled all over Los Angeles. From Santa Monica
to Van Nuys, Encino, the Valley proper, and you meet people in
convenience stores; the leaders of these convenience stores. You look
at them and you ask, is this a public, are patrons allowed to use this
restroom. And they know, they know.
Jerry O’Connell: (More manic laughter and hand clapping.) Ha ha ha. And
then he says: the aristrocrats! (Manic laughter) Ha ha ha.
Jerry O’Connell: (Makes multiple movements with his hands to indicate something is amazing or over the top.) Phew. Phew. Phew.
Jerry O’Connell: Now is the time to help the Writers Guild of America.
Now is the time and, if you don’t know how to help them, then learn how
to help them.
Jerry O’Connell: They don’t come up to me, not up to my face, but in
back of me, yeah, a lot they make fun of me behind my back because I
can hear them. On the internet, chat rooms, message boards, they do a
lot, but never to my face. Uh-uh.
stubble grown in, to resemble Tom Cruise as he appeared in an interview
about Scientology. The room Jerry O’Connell is in is also set up to
look like the room Tom Cruise was interviewed in.
Jerry O’Connell: It is an honor to be an actor. It’s a privilege to be
an actor. You can just know that someone is an actor just by looking at
he or she because actors are usually not working.
There is a sound like a camera click and a yellow “flash” to indicate a break, as though a new question was being answered.
Jerry O’Connell: It is a privilege to be an actor because you know that you really are of no help to anyone.
Jerry O’Connell: Ha ha ha ha. (Manic laughter.)
Jerry O’Connell: I wish I could go on vacation. I wish I could just go
and romp, like everyone else. But I can’t, right now, because I am
broke.
Jerry O’Connell: For me, it’s all about KFC. It’s just good chicken.
PYT: pretty young thing. WAYATW: Why are you acting this way?
Jerry O’Connell: Ha ha ha. (More manic laughter and hand clapping.)
Jerry O’Connell: As an actor, when you drive past an accident and you
see it, don’t do anything, because you don’t want to be involved with
insurance and any sort of litigation.
Jerry O’Connell: The rabbit walks over to this tree and sees that
there’s all this fruit on it and is going to go eat one of the apples.
And then, what happens is, the elephant comes over and goes, “Hey, Mr.
Rabbit, don’t eat those apples.”
Jerry O’Connell: I’ve traveled all over Los Angeles. From Santa Monica
to Van Nuys, Encino, the Valley proper, and you meet people in
convenience stores; the leaders of these convenience stores. You look
at them and you ask, is this a public, are patrons allowed to use this
restroom. And they know, they know.
Jerry O’Connell: (More manic laughter and hand clapping.) Ha ha ha. And
then he says: the aristrocrats! (Manic laughter) Ha ha ha.
Jerry O’Connell: (Makes multiple movements with his hands to indicate something is amazing or over the top.) Phew. Phew. Phew.
Jerry O’Connell: Now is the time to help the Writers Guild of America.
Now is the time and, if you don’t know how to help them, then learn how
to help them.
Jerry O’Connell: They don’t come up to me, not up to my face, but in
back of me, yeah, a lot they make fun of me behind my back because I
can hear them. On the internet, chat rooms, message boards, they do a
lot, but never to my face. Uh-uh.
More by Jerry Minor and Jerry O'Connell
- Nice! Check out "TheBeastMode5150" on youtube!:) Funny stuff
- hhh!! ur scarin'hell Jerry..
- Down with Scientology!!!
- Next time show Katie in the background dressed in a white night-gown, out-of-her-mind on 'something', and rocking back and forth twiddling her finger in her hair and mumbling something about Disney, L. Ron, and being cryogenically frozen...then have 'Tom' turn around and scream at her to 'Shut Up--they're not supposed to know yet!'
- In light of the Cruise/Holmes divorce I thought I would repost this gem! Love Jerry!
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-XNBZVn6kQ Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Parody
- Hey LA Fans, Jerry O'Connell will be performing at iO West Friday, July 20th with group EXIT WOUNDS, show starts at 7:30 and tickets are only $10 to see JERRY MAGUIRE/TOM CRUISE/THE KID FROM STAND BY ME, whaaaat? Friday July 20th 7:30 PM iO West Theater 6366 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA This event is 21+, please bring ID. And if you haven't been to iO West, but you're on funny or die, your missing out on something you will completely LOVE.
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