Waka Flocka Flame announces his candidacy to replace John Boehner and preside over the House of Representatives.
Published October 19, 2015 120k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Actor: Waka Flocka Flame
Director/Writer: Alex Richanbach
Producer/Writer: Ben Sheehan
Producer: Brianne Trosie
DP/Editor: Matt Sweeney
Gaffer: German Valle
Sound: Zak Masterman
VFX: Kegan Swyers
Special Thanks: Edwin Banacia & Mad Hat Creative
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Waka Flocka Flame: What's up man?
Waka Flocka Flame: What's up homey?
Waka Flocka Flame: Hey man?
What's up man?
Waka Flocka Flame: This is me Waka Flocka Flame man.
Waka Flocka Flame: Ever since I was a kid
I always wanted to be a rapper,
Waka Flocka Flame: but it was always means to
an end, you see.
Waka Flocka Flame: My real dream was to run congress.
Waka Flocka Flame: That's why I'm officially
announcing my candidacy for
Waka Flocka Flame: Speaker of the House.
(eagle screeches)
Waka Flocka Flame: That's right. You don't have
to be a member of Congress
Waka Flocka Flame: to be the number one dude.
Anyone can be Speaker of the House.
Waka Flocka Flame: I was going to run for President,
I was, I'm not going
Waka Flocka Flame: to lie, but then I realized:
Waka Flocka Flame: A) Too young.
Waka Flocka Flame: B) That's not where the real power is.
Waka Flocka Flame: When you hear President Obama
say things like,
Waka Flocka Flame: "I can only do so much
without Congress behind me."
Waka Flocka Flame: Wacka!
Waka Flocka Flame: All of a sudden my (bleep),
question mark.
Waka Flocka Flame: Who on Congress?
Another question mark, I don't know.
Waka Flocka Flame: But the Speaker of the House
has super powers, and
Waka Flocka Flame: they third in line for the
Presidency.
Waka Flocka Flame: Let's talk legislation.
Waka Flocka Flame: Bring some cool things like,
marijuana, women rights,
Waka Flocka Flame: gun control...
Waka Flocka Flame: Yep. Yep. Yep.
Approve. Approve. Approve.
Waka Flocka Flame: Bring some stupid (bleep)
like, Trans-Pacific Partnership,
Waka Flocka Flame: voter ID laws, building a wall
around Mexico...
Waka Flocka Flame: Block. Block. Block.
No. No. No.
Waka Flocka Flame: This is America dude.
What the (bleep)?
Waka Flocka Flame: I'm going to speak in ways
you never heard before
Waka Flocka Flame: on the floor of Congress.
Waka Flocka Flame: (raps) Partisan gridlock stop today
Waka Flocka Flame: Vote me for speaker dude,
what's my name
Waka Flocka Flame: Waka, Waka, Waka, Waka, Waka,
Waka Flocka Flame: Flocka, Flocka,
Flame
Waka Flocka Flame: Flocka!
(he screams)
Waka Flocka Flame: So call your representatives.
I'm talking Republicans.
Waka Flocka Flame: I'm talking Tea Party.
I'm talking Freedom Caucus, and
Waka Flocka Flame: tell them you want me
Waka Flocka Flame
Waka Flocka Flame: as Speaker of the mother (bleep) House.
Waka Flocka Flame: You don't want
Paul Ryan: Mall Cop
Waka Flocka Flame: as Speaker of the House.
You want Waka (bleep)
Waka Flocka Flame: Flocka (bleep) Flame.
Waka Flocka Flame: There's no law against it,
and it's the job that I want.
Waka Flocka Flame: It doesn't pay much, just $223, 500 a year, but weed
Waka Flocka Flame: is legal in DC as long as you
smoke in your house,
Waka Flocka Flame: and I'm definitely going to
smoke in my house of representatives.
(he laughs)
Waka Flocka Flame: Squad.
(ending Funny or Die jingle plays)

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