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Jennette McCurdy, Haley Joel Osment, and other humans tackle the concept everybody but babies can relate to: object permanence!
Published May 15, 2014 67k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Jennette McCurdy, Haley Joel Osment, Chris Smith, Cassie Scerbo, Tara Holt, Xosha Roquemore, Echo Kellum and Mike Mitchell
Writer/Director: Jack Allison and Dan Klein
Producer: Katy Walker
DP: Berenice Eveno and Christina Dunlap
Gaffer: Sevdije Kastrati and Robert Edgecomb
Production Designer: Tricia Robertson
HMU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
PA: Megan Kelly
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Published May 15, 2014

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

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FROM THE MAKERS OF GIRL CODE,
AND GUY CODE, IT'S HUMAN CODE.

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COMING UP ON HUMAN CODE.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT IN THIS WORLD.

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YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
SOME TOUGH SKIN.

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SKIN HOLDS ALL YOUR JUNK TOGETHER.

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IT'S LIKE A BIG BAG WITH BONES,
THAT YOU GET WHEN

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YOU'RE BORN.

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FIRST UP, I THINK,
THEREFORE I EXIST?

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SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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IT'S SELF-AWARENESS.

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DUDE, I KNOW I'M ME.
WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE ME? (LAUGHS)

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HUMANS ARE BETTER THAN
ANIMALS, BECAUSE WE'RE SELF

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AWARE, AND ANIMALS LIKE
AREN'T SELF AWARE.

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WHAT MAKES YOU, YOU IS
WHAT MAKES YOU, YOU.

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THAT'S CONFUSING, BUT TRUST ME.

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YEAH, LIKE YOU CAN CHANGE
YOUR PERSONALITY, AND (BLEEP)

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WHEN YOU GOTO COLLEGE,
BUT LIKE BRO, YOU'RE STILL

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YOURSELF MAN, LIKE
THERE'S ONLY ONE YOU.

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I KINDA REMEMBER BEING A KID.
I MEAN I WAS ME, BUT THAT'S

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NOT ME ANYMORE.

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YOU KNOW?

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ANIMALS ONLY KNOW IF THEY
HAVE TO PEE OR EAT, OR LIKE

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LAY DOWN, BUT WE KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT OURSELVES.

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MM-HMM.

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SOMETIMES I WISH I DIDN'T
HAVE TO BE ME. I WISH I

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WASN'T SO...

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AWARE.

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YO, WHAT UP DOG. JEN MCCURDS
HERE. SKIN IS DOPE BECAUSE

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IF YOU RUB IT AGAINST ANYBODY
ELSE'S SKIN, YOU BOTH FEEL IT.

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NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT.

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NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU
DON'T, BUT YOU KNOW I'M STILL

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HERE, BECAUSE YOU GOT
OBJECT PERMANENCE.

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IT'S LIKE, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL
STILL THERE I JUST CAN'T SEE YOU.

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YOU KNOW? (CHUCKLES)

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(MAKES A DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE THERE SOUND)

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WHEN BABIES ARE BORN THEY
DON'T HAVE OBJECT PERMANENCE.

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BABIES ARE SO STUPID.

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WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?

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WHERE MY MAMA AT?

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IT MUST BE ROUGH BEING A
BABY I GUESS. YOU BE SO STUPID.

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IF SOMETHING GETS COVERED
WITH A BLANKET I KNOW (BLEEP)

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IS STILL THERE. YOU NOT
FOOLING ME BLANKET.

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HEY, WHAT'S UP? IT'S HALEY
JOEL OSMENT. TOP 3

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INVOLUNTARY FUNCTIONS,
DIGESTION, CELL GENERATION, AND

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RELEASE OF ADRENALINE.

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HUMAN CODE.

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