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Transcript

----- LYRICS -----

Intro

Did you hear, did you hear that, ah
Donald Trump’s real name is Drumpf?
That name is literally the sound you make when you vomit (Dddrumpfffff)
Orange face will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Ignorance will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Bigotry will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Tiny hands will make ya DUMP DRUMPF

Verse 1

Don’t try to divide us, talk about your junk, slimy punk
You’re the worst, not the greatest, not terrific, not the first (Loser!)
You wanna build a wall, real life Game of Thrones
Xenophobe douchebag, you ain’t Jon Snow (Nope!)
How low? Real, low -- you’re a fungus toe (Ughh)
Daddy will you pretty please gimme some dough? (Waaaa!)
Sleezin’ with treason, jack-ass, missing facts
Ban all muslims? That’s wiggity, wiggity, wiggity, wack!
Wifey’s a plagiarizing, copy-catting, Bond Villain
Blue Collar billionaire bullcrap is ego-driven
Ain’t nothin’ cool about dating your daughte
She’s fine as hell… but seriously that’s your daughter.

Chorus 1

DUMP DRUMPF
Intolerance will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Misogyny will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Taco bowls will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Uh huh Uh huh
DUMP DRUMPF
Ignorance will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Bigotry will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Tiny hands will make ya DUMP DRUMPF

Verse 2

Don’t wanna show your tax returns?
Busy banging Putin, when you pee it burns (Ahh!)
On your gaudy golden throne takin’ a dump (::fart::)
Silver spoon Drumpf
Disgrace a fallen war hero
Clown-faced chump
Yo where’s Ashton Kutcher? We must be gettin’ punked
KKK retweet!? Go home you’re drunk (peace)
Pursed lips, beady eyes, face I want to pop
Your racist egomania has GOT to STOP

Chorus 2

DUMP DRUMPF
Bankruptcy will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Dishonesty will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Rubber steaks will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Uh huh Uh huh
DUMP DRUMPF
Ignorance will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Bigotry will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Tiny hands will make ya DUMP DRUMPF

Bridge

Now… you wanna make America great again
How you gonna make America great again... if you hate so many Americans.
Check it out!
Like The Walking Dead, it’s the Trumpocalypse
We need Rick and Carl! it’s the Trumpocalypse
This is super scary, it’s the Trumpocalypse
We’re all freakin’ doomed, it’s the Trumpocalypse

Chorus 3

DUMP DRUMPF
Dirty Deals will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Divisiveness will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Sausage thumbs will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Uh huh Uh huh
DUMP DRUMPF
Ignorance will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Bigotry will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Tiny hands will make ya DUMP DRUMPF
Uh huh Uh huh
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