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Retainer Girl: Episode 2 - Blind Date

Retainer Girl uses the internet to con a good looking guy into having dinner with her... and a little bit more.

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Added about 11 months ago

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Favorited by 2 users

89 funny votes

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Categories: Web Series Not Safe For Work Sketch

Keywords: episode 2 blind date the Internet Con A Good Looking A Little Bit Retainer Girl Drug Internet Trick Creepy

Credits: Directed by Joe Baur, Written by Joe Baur & Marie Maloney, Starring Joe Baur & Marie Maloney, Created by Baloney Comedy

Web Series: Web Series: Retainer Girl (2 of 2)

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mershlax21

mershlax21

keep up the good work

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mershlax21

mershlax21

love how he mummbles the line about swallowing

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mershlax21

mershlax21

hahahaha, very funny

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