Tiger Woods Sings Fireflies By Owl City

Description: http://syntheticrhyme.com He sings it in his own way of course. Here are the lyrics: You would not believe your eyes If 10,000 girls of the night Came out and said you slept with them A stiffy inside my pants And Ambien beside my bed Is better than golf on any given day I like to make myself believe That planet earth, revolves Around me I'd like to say I'm sorry But these titties look to good The wife's is gonna take for a ride Cause i get a thousand rubs From 10,000 differe nt girls As we do drugs all through the night A hotel here and there A tramp beneath my bed A stash of weed inside of my golf bag I fall asleep Leave my door open just a crack (please take your name off your phone) I need to see if the wife is back (please take your name off your phone) TMZ is on my back (please take your name off your phone) Can't you cut a horny guy a little slack?