Yes I am tall Tall as you're small Thank you for noticing You're so fucking perceptive For a short person And that's surprising Given your limited view
Play basketball? No, I don't at all I wonder if you might be a jockey Or perhaps a children's clothing model Did I go too far? Was that heightist of me, do you see the irony?
Oh fuck you short people Fuck you short people Drive your Smart cars off a cliff See if I give a shit, short people Cute, dainty, tiny people Enjoy your low ceilings too Everything is made for you
I'll take the back seat No I don't mind I always wondered what my knees tasted like Thanks for the opportunity How's the front seat With your dangling feet
You buy clothes off the rack You fly economy class Well I can buy capri pants And short sleeve shirts Off the rack too Just like you We're not so different after all, short and tall
But fuck you short people Fuck you short people Reproduce among yourselves And breed environmentally friendlier children Who eat less food Tall people still won't like you Oh fuck you short people Cute, dainty, tiny people You're hurting my back talking to me You're making me slouch Just leave me be, short people Short people Short people