- February 29, 2016
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Starring: Connor Ratliff, Jo Firestone, Suni Reyes & Zack Cherry
Writer: Nate Dern
Director & Editor: Matt Mayer
Producer: Rob Hatch-Miller
Production Designer: Simone Duff
February 29, 2016
Connor Ratliff: So you want me
to go in that?
Connor Ratliff: Absolutely not.
Suni Reyes: I'm super into
Suni Reyes: I mean I've never
voted or anything,
Suni Reyes: but I've always
Zack Cherry: Do I look like someone
who would vote?
Zack Cherry: Because I consider
that an insult.
Connor Ratliff: I mean, I could see
myself voting maybe,
Connor Ratliff: maybe on my death bed,
you know, because at that
Connor Ratliff: point it doesn't
Jo Firestone: I've heard of voting.
I've just never looked into it,
Jo Firestone: same with "The Wire".
Jo Firestone: You know what, my
friends say it's good, but
Jo Firestone: a waste of time.
Suni Reyes: Ooh, democracy.
Suni Reyes: Yes.
Connor Ratliff: Other people have
gotten into this?
Connor Ratliff: This one?
Zack Cherry: You need to see my
ID before I go in here?
Zack Cherry: Does this work
Jo Firestone: This is a standard
Jo Firestone: for perverts to
Connor Ratliff: Look at this. There's like
a janky ass iPad in here.
Connor Ratliff: Does this
Zack Cherry: Zach: Republicans
Zack Cherry: Those are pretty
Connor Ratliff: Connor: Wow. There's
like a dozen categories on here.
Connor Ratliff: Hey, what am I
doing? Voting, or
Connor Ratliff: ordering lunch on
Zack Cherry: Will this touch screen work if you’ve
burned off your own fingerprints?
Jo Firestone: You have to
pick best one?
Connor Ratliff: Are all of these
real names, or
Connor Ratliff: are some of
Suni Reyes: Do you have these
one size bigger?
Zack Cherry: Uh, this is my first time,
but I'm pretty sure
Zack Cherry: we're not supposed to
vote both absentee and
Zack Cherry: in person.
Suni Reyes: So, I'm going to go with
a lady, because that's
Suni Reyes: the right
thing to do.
Connor Ratliff: And bubble
Jo Firestone: What does it mean
Connor Ratliff: That's the term?
Connor Ratliff: I bubble it?
Jo Firestone: Bubble it in?
Zack Cherry: Elections are
a farce, but
Zack Cherry: I do enjoy filling
in the bubbles.
Connor Ratliff: I'm going to pick
Connor Ratliff: Ben's the name
of my best buddy.
Jo Firestone: What'd you pick?
Connor Ratliff: There's a lot of people
that I didn't vote for on here,
Connor Ratliff: like there are a
lot of names.
Connor Ratliff: What if it gets...
what if they see this?
Connor Ratliff: That's very
Connor Ratliff: It felt exciting,
Connor Ratliff: and then
Connor Ratliff: and then I
Zack Cherry: My voice was
Zack Cherry: The system
Zack Cherry: Together we can be
Zack Cherry: China will pay
for that wall!
Jo Firestone: It was fun. It was kind of
like doing taxes, you know,
Jo Firestone: and I did that once,
and then I said
Jo Firestone: no thanks,
Zack Cherry: I'm talking
Connor Ratliff: Voting, I can't explain
why, but it's kind of like
Connor Ratliff: sticking your hand
in a big dirty pumpkin.
Suni Reyes: I loved it.
Suni Reyes: I can't wait to vote in
the general election,
Suni Reyes: but not in
Suni Reyes: No-no-no.