Written by and Starring Billy A. Patterson (@billyapatterson) & Jeremiah Watkins (@jeremiahstandup) Also starring Maja Miletich Camera Op: Jeff Amaral LYRICS [Verse 1] Lookin’ at your Facebook, I know all about you Gonna make you my wife in three two [Pre-Chorus] I need to be super close to you. Don’t ignore my calls, I need to talk to you. [Chorus] I’m going to be your boyfriend, you’re not allowed to go Keep you to myself girl, won’t let you be alone We’ll be a movie couple, like the one in Black Snake Moan. I’m going to be your boyfriend, I'll never let you go, I'll never let you go [Verse 2] I tell you that I like you, don’t tell me that you don’t You could be my Buzz Lightyear, My Woody needs a stroke I’m never gonna fight you, unless you’re into that You’ll be mine forever, unless you get real fat. Gross. [Pre-Chorus] I need one wiff of your sexy hair Don’t run away, GET OVER HERE [Chorus] I’m going to be your boyfriend, this is happening You will be my wife girl, I- Girl- “Guys, guys, stop, stop. I already have a boyfriend.” Guys- “We know.” Girl- “What?” [Chorus] I just killed your boyfriend, it was time for him to go You can thank me later, no one has to know. I did all this for you girl, isn’t this what you want I’m going to be your boyfriend, I'll never let you go, never let you go.